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  • 2018-02-18

    Santa’s Little Helpers’ Little Helper

    Now, I didn’t tell you this, but there aren’t any female reindeer at Santa’s workshop, and, well, the guys get kinda…well, you know. That’s where I come in. I help the reindeer so they can help Santa. It all starts about two months before Christmas. Until then, life is pretty easy for the boys. For…

  • 2018-02-18

    Nudity

    Your neighbors walk in. You aren’t wearing any clothes. Look, it’s laundry day! Garment-wearing sucks. Putting on and washing clothes. Can’t we just skip them? We are born naked. How pretentious we must be To cover ourselves!

  • 2018-02-18

    Slave Chronicles Notes

    All of this is in preparation for Slave Auction. Things that need to happen: Everybody needs to move to the new house, and M needs to get a lot more slaves. As the first one, slave is M’s head-slave, which explains why he had so much authority in Slave Auction. M needs to get Buck…

  • 2018-02-18

    Haiku

    Someone so assured, Confidently proceeding, Yet so very lost. His goals all in line, He hastened like an arrow, Missing the best part. Is it too late now, To find a love of my own? It seems so hopeless. Do I deserve love? No, no one deserves to breathe, But yet we all must. I’m…

  • 2018-02-18

    2018-02-18

    Hello, readers. It’s been a while, it seems. I’ve been busy with another commission, and I just finished it yesterday. Today was spent working—last-minute customer issues necessitated doing a few hours. I have to say, it’s weird knowing that people I know read my blog. I find myself filtering things, as I mentioned in A Fantasy. I’m…

  • 2018-02-07

    A Fantasy

    It’s been a while since I’ve written a story on here, and it seems like it’s about time I did that. I started to write a really depressing set of haikus last night, but I’ve decided to channel it into something a little more uplifting instead. Let me preface this by saying that I have…

  • 2018-02-03

    2018-02-03

    Idleness is a terrible thing. I told myself I really needed to slow down on commissions and to actually get some sleep at night, but now that I’m out of commissions to do, I don’t know what to do with myself! I blame my parents; they’re both incredibly driven people—in a good way—but being idle…

  • 2018-01-27

    Whoo hoo!

    I just got my official copyright certificates for Shane and Colton and Human-Centaur Relations! Also just finished drafting my next commission, loved on the herd, and am now having a celebratory beer before I start the next commission. Life is good. I know I’ve posted some downer stuff lately, so I figured it was good…

  • 2018-01-24

    2018-01-24

    Okay, okay, I know: I’m really remiss in posting on here. One commission turned into another, and between the two, Ive written some 110,000 words. The first commission we decided was good at 30K, and no sooner did I have it finished than I had the details for the next one. I just finished it…

  • 2018-01-07

    2018-01-07

    Been some stressful weeks. Sometimes you just need a beer. Gotta keep trucking.

  • 2017-12-30

    2017-12-30

    I am a lucky guy. I stepped out of the barn so that I could go pick up some tools at the hardware store, and as I turned around, I saw a horse and thought, “Wow, that’s a beautiful horse!” Then I realized it was Ebony. Oops. Heh. So yeah, I’m blessed to have her,…

  • 2017-12-28

    2017-12-28

    Cock raging in pants. This feeling is bittersweet While driving to work. I know I haven’t posted much lately. I’ve been ridiculously busy. I had the bright idea last week to start taking commissions, and I got the first one Tuesday, finished it, got another one Wednesday, finished it, and got another one Thursday: for $800…

  • 2017-12-22

    2017-12-22

    It is so late, but I just finished drafting my first commission, and I learned something (completely unrelated to the commission): I can add tags to articles without categorizing them as such. I’m going to start tagging my posts with mild adult content as “Adult” and leaving the Erotica category only for those posts that…

  • 2017-12-21

    2017-12-21

    So, working from home is awesome! I got started late (about 8:40) and finished way earlier than I usually do (about 4:45), and the best part was that when I was done, I didn’t have to drive an hour to get home! So I jumped rope. Today was the first day since Sunday that my calves weren’t…

  • 2017-12-20

    A Quick Note

    Just wanted to say that the writing commission actually went through, and I completed it in just a few hours, from start to finish. It’s not huge income, but hey, it was fun to do! If I can make it a regular thing (maybe 5 commissions a week), I might actually be able to get…

  • 2017-12-19

    2017-12-19

    Well, despite having put in 10-1/2 hours today, I’m in high spirits. I had someone ask me about where I published my stories on one of my profiles today, and another person inquired about a writing commission. Plus, someone has already bought a copy of Scatterbrained Ramblings, and another copy of Human-Centaur Relations sold today, so yay!…

  • 2017-12-17

    Haikus 2017-12-17

    It’s been a while. Need to make up for lost time. Time for more haikus. O, great frustration. So many things I’m seeking, Just outside my grasp. I’m not complaining. Just observing a few things… …Maybe a little. Finding play partners: Deceptively difficult. Need some pup head-space. I am overweight. For the first time, a…

  • 2017-12-17

    “Scatterbrained Ramblings: Assorted Erotic Short Stories and Poetry” Now on Amazon

    And here it is, guys. I said I was going to do it, and I did. I realize I don’t really need to post it here since y’all have all had the chance to read these stories before, but for completeness’s sake, I’m making the announcement. Here’s the link to the first of what will hopefully be many…

  • 2017-12-16

    …And the Die Is Cast

    I decided to go forward with publishing the collection of short stories and have hidden the ones that got pulled into it. There are still a few left, and I’ll be adding more as inspiration strikes. I’ll post on here and on Facebook when the anthology is ready!

  • 2017-12-15

    An Intriguing Thought…

    It occurred to me just now that having as many short stories on here as I do, perhaps I should consider collecting them, cleaning them up, and making a short anthology of them to publish on Amazon. I could call it Scatterbrained Ramblings: Assorted Erotic Short Stories by Jack Doe. Seems like that could work, and with…

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