The Buffet

Al's mouth started watering the moment he walked into the restaurant. Working all day and not taking time for breakfast or lunch had left him feeling ravenous, and this was his favorite buffet. He liked literally everything on the line, and with an appetite like today's, he joked to himself that he could probably eat … Continue reading The Buffet

Suggestive Halloween-Themed Haikus

"It's alive!" he cried. He didn't mean his monster. E-stim is so great. Zombies yelling "brains": Their metonymy is off: That head has no brain. Gays are in closets; Skeletons are in closets. Gays must want a bone. Midnight sultry snack: Those ghouls just wanna have fun, Tasting hidden lips.