Suggestive Halloween-Themed Haikus

“It’s alive!” he cried.
He didn’t mean his monster.
E-stim is so great.

Zombies yelling “brains”:
Their metonymy is off:
That head has no brain.

Gays are in closets;
Skeletons are in closets.
Gays must want a bone.

Midnight sultry snack:
Those ghouls just wanna have fun,
Tasting hidden lips.

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