Suggestive Halloween-Themed Haikus

"It's alive!" he cried. He didn't mean his monster. E-stim is so great. Zombies yelling "brains": Their metonymy is off: That head has no brain. Gays are in closets; Skeletons are in closets. Gays must want a bone. Midnight sultry snack: Those ghouls just wanna have fun, Tasting hidden lips.


Your neighbors walk in. You aren't wearing any clothes. Look, it's laundry day! Garment-wearing sucks. Putting on and washing clothes. Can't we just skip them? We are born naked. How pretentious we must be To cover ourselves!