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First off, don’t worry; I’m not leaving. In less than 4 hours, a site that has been part of my life for many years in some form or fashion will shut down and its hard drives ground up into powder. I will not go into the details of the site or the nature thereof, but…
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“You’ve been summoned.” You gasp, your ears pricking up as your father delivers the news. You swallow. “To the Matriarch’s tent—off you go,” your mother says. Her voice is firm. You bow your head in deference but say nothing of the knot that’s just appeared in your stomach. It happens every time our clan meets a…
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Tyler’s heart pounded as he felt the golden retriever’s knot begin to deflate. If he could just get free of it, maybe he could bolt. He hadn’t thought it through, but he had to do something! He didn’t like the idea of them “taking him with them” when the wolf in his ass pulled out.…
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Hey, all. I’ve been giving it a lot of thought, and I’ve finally decided to bite the bullet and set up a Patreon site! You can find it here. I’ll be delaying posting to here, FA, and IB so that supporters can have early access, but rest assured, all posts will still end up here eventually…
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The ground is firm as I place a plastic bag down to sit on. Ebony stands with a hoof cocked, her eyes half-closed and glazed from the brushing. The donkeys look at me suspiciously; they’ve never seen a plastic bag before. I take my seat, feeling the sun beating down and the wind caressing my…
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He cocked back and punched Tyler square in the jaw. The horse’s eyes squeezed closed in pain as his head jerked from the impact. The golden retriever, meanwhile, seemed to squirt even harder in Tyler’s mouth, turned on by the opportunity for violence. “The harder you bite down, the harder it makes me,” he growled.…
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WordPress has notified me that it’s my 1-year anniversary of being on here. For those out there who like stats, here are a few: 2426 views 621 visitors 111 posts 69 posted commissions Total words including commissions: an awful lot…probably around 600,000 and definitely more than 500,000. It’s been a productive year. Not really making…
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It wasn’t cold, but Tyler shivered anyway as he took a breath and stepped under the bridge and made his way to the figure underneath. Though he wore a hoodie that covered most of his face, the fur’s muzzle and tail gave him away as a golden retriever. “You Tyler?” he growled. Tyler gulped and nodded.…
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Tyler’s stomach growled. He tried to ignore it, but it loudly reminded him that he hadn’t eaten in three days. “Shut up!” he muttered under his breath, glancing furtively around the café. He swallowed as he pecked out the last few letters of a desperate plea. “I’ll do anything!” his ad read. He posted it…
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Hi, all. So, I don’t get on my soapbox often, but I kinda felt motivated to do it after talking with one of my coworkers the other day. The discussion went something like this: “I do writing commissions on the side; I’ve written over 500,000 words this year!” “Really? Wow, that’s great! What do you…
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It’s been a while since I posted, so I figure I’m about due. I’m on writing hiatus and am actually at the bar for a change. I can’t remember when the last time was; it’s been probably a month or more. Time really flies, you know? Got the credit card paid off (whoo hoo!) and…
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“Blake, we shouldn’t be here. We’ll be seen!” Arnold protested. “Shh,” Blake said as he peered through the bushes at the festival preparations. “Blake!” Arnold urged. “We’re not doing anything wrong by just looking,” Blake hissed, “Now ssh, or somebody will see us!” “But I thought we were gonna—” Arnold began to protest again. Just…
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WARNING: This page contains explicit material not intended for viewing by minors. If you are not considered a legal adult in both the place you live and the place from which you are accessing this site, please leave immediately! You can come back when you’re an adult. Not meaning to be a jerk about it,…
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The wild: it calls to me, “Forsake humanity, and be truly free!” But alas, I fear: The wild is danger; what lurks out here? The wood of the forest, the rock of the mountain: Though beautiful, I dare not try to surmount them. And nymphs who call to me with sweet voices: They seek to…
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Hello, blog-readers! Wow, half the year is gone already, and what have I got to show for it? Well, a lot of commissions done, for one thing. I admit, I’ve really been slacking off on the blog, and I’m sorry for that, but you know…commissions pay money. And truth be told, having at least a few…
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I can safely say I’ve done more karaoke tonight than the rest of my life combined. It was such a blast! Small, intimate group, mostly employees I’ve known for a year or so, and singing songs like I didn’t care what anybody thought. I feel happier now than I’ve felt in years. I gotta do…
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Al’s mouth started watering the moment he walked into the restaurant. Working all day and not taking time for breakfast or lunch had left him feeling ravenous, and this was his favorite buffet. He liked literally everything on the line, and with an appetite like today’s, he joked to himself that he could probably eat…
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Well, I’ve been a lazy bum long enough, and it’s time to get busy again. I’ve posted some changes to my FA page regarding how I’m going to handle commissions going forward. For those not on FA, here’s a brief summary: I’m going to be more selective in the commissions I take and will only take 3–5…
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So, today has been awesomely productive. Got up, mowed 8 acres, cleaned the black tank, staked trees, got my shower, and am now waiting on laundry to finish washing. Oh, and I got the oil changed somewhere in there, too. Also, I forgot how much I love grapes. Since I moved out of my parents’…
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