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  • The Piggy Punishment

    September 3, 2018

    “Blake, we shouldn’t be here. We’ll be seen!” Arnold protested.

    “Shh,” Blake said as he peered through the bushes at the festival preparations.

    “Blake!” Arnold urged.

    “We’re not doing anything wrong by just looking,” Blake hissed, “Now ssh, or somebody will see us!”

    “But I thought we were gonna—” Arnold began to protest again.

    Just then, two native women appeared, each carrying a large basket of food.

    Blake’s mouth watered as the aroma of exotic spices hit his nostrils.

    “Blake, come on,” Arnold pressed. “Let’s go back before they see us and get pissed!”

    “Fine, you go back,” Blake whispered. “I’m gonna go get some of that food!”

    “Blake, no!” Arnold protested, but just as the women put their baskets down and turned to go back into their tents, Blake emerged from the bushes and quickly crept down the hill that overlooked the festival grounds.

    Damn it, Blake! Arnold growled to himself as he hurriedly followed suit, quickly following his friend down the hill, but he lost his footing on the steep slope, and though he managed to avoid crying out, he began to slide noisily down, leaving a dust trail and parallel tracks in the sandy bank where he’d slid.

    He came to a stop, and he and Blake both held their breath anxiously and looked around for anyone who might have heard them for almost a minute before Blake finally breathed a sigh of relief and glared at him. Arnold cringed.

    “Come on,” Blake mouthed, nodding his head towards the food.

    If nobody had come out to investigate, yet, then they were probably safe. They silently ran over to where many baskets had been set out, each containing a different kind of the native tribe’s cuisine. Without a word, Blake quickly began stuffing his pockets with anything he could get his hands on, looking over his shoulder frequently. Arnold was hesitant to take the food, but he reluctantly began to follow suit.

    Strong hands suddenly grabbed them both by the shoulder and spun them around. The men gasped to see a dozen warriors with spears pointed at them.

    “Shit,” Blake murmured, putting his hands up and dropping the food in them on the ground.

    “We’re fucked,” Arnold whispered.

    The nearest warrior yelled at them and thrust his spear at them, silencing them and making them both take a step backward. Without a word, the warriors surrounded them and drove them into one of the tents, knocking them onto their knees in front of what they assumed was the village elder, who scowled at them with wild eyes and a weathered face.

    “Look, please…” Arnold began to plead, but the elder put his hand up, silencing him once more.

    “You…” the elder began slowly in a soft, cracking voice, “You are outsiders. Why are you here?”

    The men looked at each other, but with a signal from Blake, neither said anything. One of the warriors behind them shoved them forward while others reached into their pockets and pulled out handfuls of the food, throwing it on the ground in front of their faces.

    “You…steal,” the elder said, scowling even harder.

    “Please,” Arnold begged, “It–it just tastes good!”

    “Hmph,” the elder replied. “Then…eat,” he said, his voice firm.

    “Excuse me?” Blake asked incredulously.

    “Eat,” the elder said again, gesturing to the food in the sand in front of them.

    Arnold was about to protest that the food was mixed with sand now, but the stern look from the elder didn’t seem too accommodating. Arnold looked at Blake, who refused to move; he just sat there defiantly.

    “Eat,” the elder repeated, and the warriors behind them pushed their spears into their backs firmly.

    “Oh, fine!” Arnold said, reaching forward to pick up the food.

    A spear sharply jabbed into the back of his hand, making him recoil in fear.

    “Use…your mouth,” the elder said, “Like the animals.”

    “Fuck this,” Blake said, rising.

    A whack to the backs of his knees dropped him again right where he stood.

    “Eat,” the elder said with indefatigable patience, “Or be killed.”

    Arnold’s heart raced. Torn between humiliation and fear, he wasn’t sure what to do. But the spear poking into his back was beginning to really hurt, and no matter how much he leaned forward, the spear always followed him.

    “Fine, fine!” he said at last, unable to bear it anymore.

    He leaned forward, took a bite off the top of the food—the furthest from the sand—chewed, and swallowed. He was so humiliated that he couldn’t even appreciate the taste.

    “All of it,” the elder said, a faint smile crossing his wizened face.

    The elder made a gesture, and suddenly Blake cried out in pain as a spear jabbed hard into his back.

    “You, too,” the elder said, gesturing with his head to the food in front of Blake.

    Blake huffed a few times and then leaned forward and took a bite as Arnold took another one. The grit of sand made them grimace, but they dutifully ate all of the food in front of them, sand and all.

    The elder nodded satisfaction and made a gesture with his head. The warriors grabbed the men by the shoulders, dragged them to their feet, and marched them out of the tent.

    “Where are you taking us?” Arnold asked fearfully.

    A shout and a jab from the warrior behind him quickly silenced him as the stink of a pigsty filled his nostrils. He grimaced as they rounded a tent and came face-to-face with the sty itself. A number of large hogs wallowed in the mud in the moonlight while others lay resting in a drier part of the pen.

    One of the warriors opened the gate while the rest herded the men into the sty.

    “You stay here,” one of them said.

    Most of the warriors left, leaving three to guard them. The walls of the sty were about four feet tall—too tall to jump over—and the warriors watched them like hawks.

    “What are they gonna do?” Arnold asked.

    “I dunno,” Blake replied. “Let’s just—”

    A shout from the braves and a lightning-quick jab with a spear made them both jump backward. They slipped and fell, both landing in the mud beside the pigs while the warriors hooted with laughter and the hogs came to check them out.

    That was the least of their worries, though. To their shock, the entire tribe began to surround the sty, point at them, and talk amongst themselves in a language the men didn’t understand.

    The elder appeared and put up his hand, silencing the others.

    “Come,” he said to the men, gesturing.

    Arnold and Blake exchanged glances and remained where they were in the mud, but a sharp jab from a particularly long spear behind them quickly got them to their feet. The elder beckoned them closer, some food in his hand. He gestured to it.

    “Eat,” he said.

    The men hesitated, and then Arnold reached out to take the food from the elder, who promptly dropped it in the mud at their feet. Arnold looked down and then back up at the elder helplessly.

    “Sorry, it fell…can we have some more?” he asked.

    The elder gestured to the food at their feet. “Eat,” he said.

    “No, it’s dirty,” Arnold said. “Do you understand? It’s been in the pig mud.”

    But cries of “eat” began ringing around them as the warriors and other tribe members took up the elder’s order. Spears soon began jabbing at them from all directions, driving them to their hands and knees and poking them mercilessly until Arnold finally grimaced and leaned forward to take a bite of the muddy food.

    The place was suddenly silent as everybody watched him intently. Arnold looked around, unnerved by how everybody was watching him expectantly.

    After several minutes, the elder finally leaned forward and said, “eat” once more.

    The entire tribe took up the cry, and Arnold was again poked and jabbed with spears until he took another bite of the muddy food.

    There was a collective gasp, followed by silence. Arnold looked around, swallowing nervously.

    “Oh, shit…” Blake said.

    Arnold whipped his head around to look at his partner in crime. “What?” he asked.

    “Your face,” he whispered.

    “What about my face?” Arnold asked, feeling of himself with muddy hands.

    He stopped abruptly, feeling how his nose had flattened a little bit.

    “What—?” he began helplessly.

    “Eat,” someone said, and the tribe took up the cry as spears again poked and prodded him.

    He reluctantly leaned forward and took another bite, but about half the food he put into his mouth fell back out. Yet this time the cries for him to eat didn’t stop, and as he was about to lean back up, he felt the spears jab at him again to keep him down. He took another bite and another, and then the crowd fell silent as he cautiously sat back up.

    Blake screamed on seeing him and recoiled, scrambling away from him.

    “Blake, wh-what’s the matter?” Arnold cried, reaching up to feel his face again. His nose had gotten longer, and now that he thought about it, he could see much more of it than he could before. It was wrinkled and upturned at the end, and it made speaking difficult. He felt his lower jaw thrusting out and his lower canine teeth getting bigger.

    “What’s happening?!” he cried, leaping to his feet.

    Then he felt it: a lump in the small of his back, pressing against his pants. For a moment, it distracted him so much that he forgot where he was, forgot what was happening, and reached back to feel of it with his hand.

    His eyes widened: he felt a spiraled appendage protruding from him. He tried pulling on it to get it to let go, but his mind flooded with pain as he realized that it wasn’t only attached to him; it was him! He yanked his hand from his pants in terror and ran to the elder.

    “Please!” he begged, “What’s going on? Make it stop!”

    But all the elder said was, “eat.”

    Arnold shook his head. “N-no!” he cried. “No, it’s the food, isn’t it? It’s doing this to me!”

    But then the spears started again, jabbing, poking, hurting him. He fell to his knees, protecting his head with his arms, but the jabbing continued, stabbing him in the shoulders, the sides, the back, driving him to hunch over in front what was left of what the elder had dropped—now more mud than food—and lean forward to take another bite of it. As he leaned back up, he screamed in terror as he saw his arms shrink before his eyes, growing shorter and shorter until they were no more than about six inches long. He tried to get to his feet, but they, too, were shrinking, and he scrambled desperately through he mud to Blake.

    “Help, Blake! Don’t let them do this!” Arnold cried, but his words were mumbled, hard to understand, and mixed with grunts and terrified squeals. Blake retreated from him, pressing himself into a corner as warriors laughed on either side of him, jeering at the men.

    Again the elder gave his edict, and again the warriors began jabbing at them. Arnold tried to cover his head, but now his arms wouldn’t move that far. He rushed on all fours back to the food and bit off another piece, desperate to stop the sharp spears that tormented him. In his haste, his clothes all fell off and got trampled in the mud, exposing his white skin and genitals. His belly had grown rounder, and his penis was quickly merging with it to form a sheath. He tried to grab his male hood, but now only cloven hooves terminated his arms where fingers once had been. He squealed in terror and raced around the pen as the tribe laughed at his plight. Suddenly he fell face-first as his testicles grew, moved from the front of his legs between and behind them.

    He scrambled to his feet and raced in terrified circles around the pen until one of the larger boars got in front of him and he crashed into him and fell in a heap. To his dismay, the boar turned, opened his mouth, and began charging at him. Arnold squealed in fear and turned to run away as the audience cheered and the boar charged after him. He backed himself into a corner, trembling with fear as the boar bit his side, eliciting a squeal. Satisfied that he’d established his dominance, the boar left him alone and went back to where he had been before the interruption.

    “It worse…for you…” the elder said to Blake. “You…coward…eat.”

  • Slave Auction

    August 4, 2018

    WARNING: This page contains explicit material not intended for viewing by minors. If you are not considered a legal adult in both the place you live and the place from which you are accessing this site, please leave immediately!

     

    You can come back when you’re an adult. Not meaning to be a jerk about it, but I don’t want to get in trouble because the wrong person viewed my stories.

     

    By continuing to read, you declare that you’re an adult and agree to hold me harmless if you see something that offends you.

     

    So, after determining that the likes of Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Apple were not going to be willing to publish my book (the first one I ever wrote), I’ve decided to sell it myself as a PDF. The description is provided below for anyone interested.

    Please note: I have to fill these orders manually, so please allow up to a day for me to process your order. PDFs will be sent to your PayPal email address unless you contact me to make other arrangements first!

    All sales are final, and no refunds will be issued once I send the story. If you want to cancel your order before I send the story, please contact me via the contact form ASAP.

    Slave Auction (PDF) by Jack Doe

    Chris’s life gets turned upside-down and inside-out when best friend, Hank, tricks him into joining a slave auction for what is supposed to last only an hour. But fight as he does, he’s no match for a society set up to handle troublemakers just like him. Without having set very many limits, he’s fallen into the custody of the cool-demeanored Master Montesquieu and his much hotter-headed lead guard, and now he’s expected to service everyone from Master to the household dog and everyone in between! Join Chris as he endures new forms of sadism both as punishment and as amusement for his captors, experiences connection in an unlikely place, and ultimately tries to find self-worth in his new life. This story contains taboo material that is suitable only for adult audiences, including pervasive bestiality and sadism, watersports, and consensual and nonconsensual sex between heterosexual and homosexual couples. Reader discretion is strongly urged.

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  • Poetry (Sort Of)

    July 20, 2018

    The wild: it calls to me,
    “Forsake humanity, and be truly free!”
    But alas, I fear:
    The wild is danger; what lurks out here?

    The wood of the forest, the rock of the mountain:
    Though beautiful, I dare not try to surmount them.
    And nymphs who call to me with sweet voices:
    They seek to prey on my poor choices.

    But oh, to be free!
    To embrace the wild, the chaos, the uncertainty.
    To refuse to be clothed, to spurn civil tongue,
    To cry out in bliss, purging each lung.

    To scoff at the plans and procrastinated pleasure,
    To indulge in delights and vices sans measure,
    To live in the moment, come whatever may,
    And not worry about tomorrow; to be here today.

    Were I to do things once more, to start life anew,
    I can think of some changes: more than a few.
    I’d spend less time planning and saving and skimping on now;
    I’d embrace the wild, go with the flow…though I know not how.

    My life is not bad; don’t get me wrong.
    But I cannot ignore the nymphs’ sweet song.
    And thinking through life that went another way,
    I can’t help but wonder: have I gone astray?

  • 2018-07-01

    July 1, 2018

    Hello, blog-readers! Wow, half the year is gone already, and what have I got to show for it? Well, a lot of commissions done, for one thing. I admit, I’ve really been slacking off on the blog, and I’m sorry for that, but you know…commissions pay money. And truth be told, having at least a few hints as to what to put into the story is nice, too—not having to come up with everything from scratch. That said, I’ve got an amazing amount of work ahead of me: I’ve got a 30K-word commission I’m about a quarter of the way through and  several reoccurring commissions that amount to about 11K words per week. The awesome thing about that is, it’s a pretty steady revenue stream that will hopefully help offset some expenses earlier this year (I swear, the month after I finally paid the truck off, it decided it really needed me to spend a lot of money on it).

    Let’s see, what else…I finally grilled myself a steak today. And it was so bad! That’s the last time I use the touch test to check for doneness. I followed the timing exactly, and then chickened out when it was time to take it off the grill. It felt so squishy that I figured there was no way it was cooked, and so I gave it many more minutes. The end result: well, it wasn’t shoe leather, but it wasn’t a whole lot better. Also, I should put my seasoning on and let it kinda soak in longer first. But hey, I finally took the plunge, bought a propane bottle, hooked it up, did not explode, and actually put meat to grill. Next time will (hopefully) be better. I freaking love steaks…

    Still on track to have the credit cards finally paid off by the end of October. Man, it’s so close now… Of course, once I do that, I’ve still got another 30-something months until the property is paid off and the emergency fund is replenished, but hey, at least it won’t be the credit cards anymore, and I can finally start building some serious equity in this place. Now I’m just really paranoid. With all the expenses I’ve had this year, thank goodness for the commissions, or I’d be really far behind. I really hope I don’t have any more… Maybe I should shoot for winning the lottery… I am playing it twice a week. I figure for $104 a year, I get 104 chances of winning, which is infinitely better than 0 chances. If I’ve calculated correctly, I should have a 98% chance of winning the lottery if I play twice a week for the next million years (95% chance if I play the next 750,000 years). Whoo hoo! Still, stranger things have happened…

    Zero progress on the relationship front. Ah, well. I figure if something happens, it happens. If not, well, at least there’s the herd. Oh, speaking of, I had the weirdest thing happen a few days ago: Ebony started lactating, and she’s never even been in the same barn as a stallion, let alone in the same pen. I didn’t think it was a problem, but she had kind of a hard lump in one of her udders. I was worried it might be either a tumor or mastitis, but it didn’t hurt her if I pressed on it. It was so cute, though: as I started milking her a bit (just trying to drain some of the pressure off in case it was mastitis), she nickered at me like I was her foal. It was kinda touching. I checked her temperature (completely normal) and called the vet. The vet said that as long as she’s not running fever, has a good appetite, and isn’t in pain, then it’s probably nothing to worry about. Sure enough, the next day, the lump had gone down considerably. I milked it again a bit, and now it’s totally back to normal. Weirdest thing, but it was kinda sweet, her nickering like that. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    Well, I need to go revise a commission and invoice for it, and then, time permitting, I ought to work on another one, too. The more I write, the more I make, and the more I make, the sooner I get into a real house!

  • OMGsh, tonight was so fun

    June 10, 2018

    I can safely say I’ve done more karaoke tonight than the rest of my life combined. It was such a blast! Small, intimate group, mostly employees I’ve known for a year or so, and singing songs like I didn’t care what anybody thought. I feel happier now than I’ve felt in years. I gotta do this more often!

  • The Buffet

    May 27, 2018

    Al’s mouth started watering the moment he walked into the restaurant. Working all day and not taking time for breakfast or lunch had left him feeling ravenous, and this was his favorite buffet. He liked literally everything on the line, and with an appetite like today’s, he joked to himself that he could probably eat the place completely bare.

    The hostess came and took him to his seat. He didn’t even bother to sit down. As the waitress stopped by, he ordered a Coke and went straight to the line.

    What should he start with? His stomach growled, making him wince uncomfortably. Eh, he didn’t even want to waste time thinking about it! He went to the nearest line and piled his plate high with roast beef, fried chicken, and a chicken-fried steak with gravy. He took it back to his seat and dug in ravenously, cutting piece after piece of the delicious meats and putting them into his mouth. Sometimes, he didn’t even bother to swallow between bites; he was that hungry.

    With his plate now empty, he got up and went back to the lines. Feeling a little more clear-headed, he went to the salad bar and made himself a nice salad with a little lettuce and lots of tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, and a bit of broccoli—just to make his mother proud, rest her soul. With a little ranch dressing—okay, a lot (who was he kidding?), he took the salad back and dug in. He didn’t notice the restaurant workers watching him and speaking in hushed voices as he went by.

    The ranch here was among the best he’d ever had. He did like the vegetables he put in the salad, but the dressing was what really made it good. Forkful after forkful of the salad disappeared into his mouth.

    The waitress came back with a refill for his drink just as he stood for round three. He nodded appreciatively to her and strode again towards the buffet line, where he heaped mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, broccoli casserole, and some pasta and sauce onto his plate. As he was turning to go, he spied a few slices of his favorite pizza and quickly piled them on top of everything.

    He sat down and lifted the first slice of pizza to his mouth. The Canadian bacon and pineapple hit his tongue at the same time as the cheese, sauce, and crust. It was nearly an orgasmic experience. But his hunger was not yet sated, and so he gobbled down the three slices lickety-split and began shoveling the casseroles, pasta, and potatoes down after them. All the food made him thirsty, and he took regular gulps of his soda.

    Another trip to the buffet took him to Little China, where he got egg rolls, fried rice, sweet and sour pork, and sesame chicken. When he got back, his drink had been refilled, and his plates had been cleared. He thought to himself how much he appreciated the service here—the staff were always really prompt—and dug in with gusto.

    He brought the first forkful to his mouth…and promptly dropped it onto the plate.

    Geez, eat much? he chided himself, shaking his head and furtively glancing around to see if anyone had noticed.

    Sighing in relief, he scooped up the fried rice and again brought it to his mouth. Once more, it splatted back onto the plate.

    What the hell? He shook his head. I must be getting tired or something. Let’s try the spoon.

    He scooped up the fried rice a third time, this time using the spoon, and carefully moved it towards his mouth. He winced as the spoon struck the bottom of his nose.

    What in the world? He frowned, put the spoon down, and felt of his face.

    He gasped. His nose felt way bigger than it ever had before! He leapt up in shock, covering his face as best he could, and ran to the bathroom to look in the mirror.

    He yelped in terror as soon as he saw his reflection. Sure enough, his nose had grown much larger, flatter, and rounder. His nostrils had grown, too, into two ellipses roughly centered on his nose. He rubbed his eyes with his fists and blinked.

    There’s no way… I look like a…a—

    He happened to look down at his hands and saw that his ring and pinky fingers were fusing together, and so were his index and middle fingers.

    “Holy shit!” he screamed. “What the fuck is happening to me?!”

    “Is everything all right in here? I heard a scream,” a woman said, popping her head in the door.

    For just a split-second, it struck Al as really weird that a woman would come into the men’s bathroom, regardless of what she’d heard. But seeing his fingers fusing the way they were quickly made him throw caution to the wind.

    “Help!” he cried, falling to his knees. “What’s happening to me?!”

    “Oh, dear!” the woman said, stepping inside quickly and locking the door behind her. “You poor thing! Here, drink some water.”

    She produced a flask—where on earth did that come from?—and knelt down to bring  it to Al’s lips. Despite his panic—or maybe because of it—he relied on the woman’s kindness and seemingly relaxed attitude to help get him through this…whatever this was. He did his best to drink from the flask, but as much water ended up on the floor as went down his throat.

    “It’s okay,” the woman said, seeing Al’s face flush with embarrassment at being unable to do something he’d just been able to do only minutes before. “Just take it slow.”

    Something else caught Al’s attention. His pants felt suddenly tight. Really tight. So tight, in fact, that they began to cut off the circulation in his legs. The discomfort was too distracting to ignore, and he shook his head to get the woman to take the water away.

    “My…pants…” he panted. “So tight!”

    “Just drink!” the woman urged. “It will all be okay. Just drink lots of water.”

    Forcing down the uncomfortable feelings, Al willed himself to again take the neck of the flask into his mouth and try to drink down the contents.

    The was a sudden, loud rip, and Al immediately felt relieved: his legs didn’t hurt anymore. But when he looked down, he screamed.

    Or he thought he did, but what came out was the shriek of a pig!

    He tried to scramble to his feet, but unbeknownst to him, his feet had bifurcated into split hooves just like his hands, and they couldn’t get any traction on the tile floor, especially shredded pants under them! His skin had sprouted thin, coarse hair all over, and his legs had grown much shorter, though his arms still remained full-length.

    In the commotion, he fell over on his side and couldn’t get himself to stay upright.

    “Help me!” he cried, but what came out was a grunt, a squeal, and something that sounded like, “Meeee!”

    But despite his panic, the woman remained as calm as ever. She stood and undid her skirt, dropping it on the floor and stepping out of it.

    Why…? Al momentarily forgot about his predicament. The woman wore no panties, and something about his new nostrils picked up something very enticing-smelling coming from her. What was it?

    His mind fixated on that smell, and he dragged himself over using his arms and scooting his butt on his pants over the floor to her. With her standing, his nose was at crotch-level, and the second he got within a foot of her, his eyes constricted as a blast of pheromones hit him in the face. His arms shot forward to grab her, but they were met with sharp slaps on his knuckles.

    “Bad Piggy!” the woman scolded. “Use your snout!”

    Snout?! I’m a human! Al briefly thought, but another blast of pheromones made his mind hazy again, and his mouth plunged forward to lap at the woman’s sweet nectar.

    “Oh!” the woman cried, taking a step back as Al’s much longer-than-usual tongue slurped into her. His nose—okay, snout—buried itself and began rooting between her folds with such force that it drove her backwards against the wall. Her toes curled in her shoes, knocking them off and leaving her in her stockings. She kicked her shoes aside and panted hard as Al continued to eat her out.

    “Oh, good Piggy!” the woman gasped, unbuttoning her top, opening her bra, and throwing both on the ground.

    She reached forward and grasped him by the ears to pull him forward, burying his nose even deeper inside of her.

    Wait, the ears? A moment of clarity came over Al as he reached up to feel of his head. His hair was gone, replaced by that bristly stuff that had sprouted everywhere else. But most shocking was his ears. They’d moved up his head and grown pointed and leathery.

    Al recoiled in terror and again tried to get to his feet. By putting his hands down on the ground, he could get up on all fours, but it was terribly awkward with his arms twice as long as his legs and bent in all the wrong places, and he kept tripping on his shirt as he tried his best to get to the door.

    “There, there, Piggy,” the woman said, blocking his path. “Smell.”

    She pressed her pussy to his nose, and his eyes constricted again, his mind completely forgetting his plight and focusing single-mindedly on getting to the source of that smell. He lurched forward, but she stepped out of the way just in time, sending him sprawling.

    “Come, Piggy,” she said as she lay on her back, stroking her nipples. “Come taste these.”

    Al waddled over to her and tried to get to her pussy, but she closed her legs and smacked his head.

    “No, Piggy! Not yet!” she scolded, then held up one of her breasts invitingly.

    Torn between curiosity and lust, Al hesitated but finally went to her chest and sniffed her upheld breast. She squeezed the nipple, and Al suddenly smelled something new and enticing. His curious snout quickly found her nipple, and he almost bit it before he got whacked on the head again.

    “Gentle, Piggy!” the woman ordered. “Use your tongue and suck.”

    Although he couldn’t speak, Al somehow understood her. Wanting very much to avoid getting whacked on the head again, he did as told and used his tongue to guide his lips over her nipple. He began to nurse her, and his eyes constricted once more. That taste was good! He redoubled his efforts, sucking stream after stream from the woman’s teat. She, meanwhile, gasped on the floor, rubbing her clit ecstatically.

    “Oh, yes, Piggy!” she said, her voice growing higher-pitched. “Yes!”

    This went on only a moment longer before she cried out, “Ohh!”

    Al stopped.

    That. Smell!

    Nothing the woman could do now could stop Al. He smelled her orgasmic fluids, and he would have them! He dragged himself around her, and as he did, his arms began to grow shorter and shorter. By the time he’d made it around to her backside, he was walking on four pig hooves and had much better balance, though his traction was still poor, especially with his shirt-sleeves making him slip up.

    But he didn’t care about that.

    He shoved his nose between the woman’s legs, using his snout to root between them to get to the source of that delicious fluid. The woman cried out, feeling his nose rooting around her sensitive flesh, and squeezed her legs together even tighter, but that didn’t stop Al. As he continued to root, his cock—still human—began to grow erect. She smelled so good—she tasted so good!

    Tusks sprouted from his mouth. The woman yelped as one of them dug into her leg.

    That was all the opportunity Al needed. He lunged forward, planting his front hooves on either side of the woman’s waist and using his body to keep her legs apart. Then he quickly shuffled forward, walking his penis closer and closer to her. He could feel himself throbbing with anticipation and could feel the slick heat of her sex getting closer and closer.

    The second his prick touched her flesh, he gasped as he felt something happen behind him. A tail sprouted from his backside, and at the same time, a sheath grew around his penis, which itself became long and slender, with a corkscrew tip.

    Al grunted and panted as he felt his testes slide between his legs and begin to grow. And grow! He felt slightly nauseous as they swelled, pressing against his scrotum and stretching it wider and wider. But as they grew larger, his lust burned hotter, and his corkscrew tip was incredibly sensitive. He could feel every ridge and flap of her pussy, could feel its slickness and heat beckoning him in.

    He wasn’t one to argue.

    He thrust forward, and the woman squealed as his cock shot out of him and slithered its way into her.

    Fuck, this is amazing! Al thought, his mind clouded by the caress of slick, hot flesh pressing all round his fluttering rod as it drove deeper and deeper into her.

    “Ohh, yes, Piggy! Yes!” she cried, wrapping her arms around his shoulders.

    He squealed as he felt the most exquisite flow of her cunt-juices slide down his shaft. He saw stars and felt his mighty balls contract.

    Ohhh, he moaned to himself, grunting in pleasure as his own orgasm started. Spurt after spurt flowed out of him, each spurt sending a wave of pleasure rippling from his prick to his balls to his whole body. He felt like his body was wrapped in a warm blanket of pleasure. He could do this all day…

    The woman gasped and screamed again as another orgasm ripped through her. Her walls contracted deliciously around Al’s cock, stroking and squeezing him and urging him to keep pumping into her.

    I’m…still going? he thought in amazement. This is…wow…

    Still he continued to fill her with his porcine spunk, his cock fluttering inside her with each spurt and tempting orgasm after orgasm out of her.

    Al grunted. If he’d been capable of facial expressions, he would have scrunched up his face in confusion as he felt something different coming out of his cock. His spunk had been thin and runny, almost like water, but now he felt something thick and viscous coming out. It felt amazing. His eyes half-closed in bliss as he pumped a plug into her.

    But all good things must come to an end, including this most wonderful orgasm. Al came to with a start and realized he wasn’t cumming anymore: he was done. He unceremoniously dismounted and went about checking out the bathroom. The woman, meanwhile, slowly got to her feet, completely disheveled but still soaring in the afterglow.

    She made it to the door on wobbly legs and unlocked it. The door opened, and a man looked down at Al.

    “After all that, you must be hungry, Piggy,” the man said, coaxing Al out and leading him back to the buffet line. “Here, eat!”

    Al’s eyes went wide as he rushed over and began eating straight off the buffet tables. He had polished off half the meat line when he suddenly realized that he was standing on the buffet table, naked and on all fours, and very human!

    He froze. The place was deserted, save for the woman and the man, who stood at a distance, watching him. He swallowed slowly and climbed down off the table, covering himself.

    “Very good performance, Piggy,” the man said, stepping up to him and handing him a set of clothes. “My wife was very pleased. I hope you will come again soon.”

    Al’s mouth opened. The man closed it for him and winked. “See you soon, Piggy.”

     

  • Commissions Re-Opening Soon (And Other Changes)

    May 20, 2018

    Well, I’ve been a lazy bum long enough, and it’s time to get busy again. I’ve posted some changes to my FA page regarding how I’m going to handle commissions going forward. For those not on FA, here’s a brief summary:

    • I’m going to be more selective in the commissions I take and will only take 3–5 commissions at a time,
    • Expedited commissions are going away,
    • After selection, commissions will be done shortest-first and longest-last to prevent long delays for commissioners with short commissions, and
    • My rates will remain the same at 1.1¢ / word.

    While commissions aren’t officially open, yet, I’m just getting the word out that it’s coming in the next few days (I gotta quit watching Netflix and get back to doing something productive…and lucrative!).

  • I’m Getting It Back

    May 12, 2018

    So, today has been awesomely productive. Got up, mowed 8 acres, cleaned the black tank, staked trees, got my shower, and am now waiting on laundry to finish washing. Oh, and I got the oil changed somewhere in there, too.

    Also, I forgot how much I love grapes. Since I moved out of my parents’ house over a decade ago, I haven’t really done much shopping for fruit. But as I was sitting, watching South Park, it occurred to me that I really wanted some grapes. And now I have some. And they’re awesome. So yeah, they’re making my day right now. Also, Cheesecake Factory for dinner, so I’m really looking forward to some cheesecake. Been craving it for weeks now but couldn’t find it locally. So yay!

    Ebony’s eye is at about 98%, which is great. I’m not treating it anymore, and it seems to be getting better on its own. I’m glad for that! Things look like they might finally be settling down. It’d sure be nice to not have to worry about anything for a little while.

    My trees are beginning to bear fruit! One of the plums and—to my amazement—one of the apple trees that was nothing more than bare root stock a few months ago have fruit on them! I’m really excited but also kinda surprised. I didn’t think I was supposed to be able to get anything off them for a few years! Go figure…

    I’m debating getting back to writing. I need to keep taking time off and get recharged, but I’m realizing that all I do is watch South Park, BoJack Horseman, and Family Guy in the absence of anything “real” to do. Still, it’s mindless entertainment, and I’m gonna keep at it awhile longer, I think.

    I’ve been really moody lately, and I don’t know why. Generally pissed off, isolationist, just grumpy…and tired. I’ve been getting easily 8 hours of sleep a night (unheard-of for me), and after about two weeks of this, I don’t understand why I don’t feel more recharged. Work is typical work, but it’s not really bothering me so much. Other than traffic (seriously, people doing 20 MPH under the speed limit should be driven off the road or something…okay, not really, but geez!), I really don’t have anything to complain about, so it frustrates and confuses me that I’m feeling so angsty. Granted, I’d like to be in the house…with my own hot water…but it’s not like it’s eating me up. I dunno. Maybe I’m lonely, but that’s contradictory to being isolationist, so I dunno. I’ll have to observe and see if anything stands out.

    Anyway, grapes are great. Time to eat more of them!

    Also, WHOO HOO! I just found out this was my 100th post on here. Sweet…

  • It Begins…

    May 1, 2018

    Today is the first sort-of day of my hiatus. There is still technically one commission I’m supposed to do, but the client isn’t responding. So, I’m calling it “sort-of hiatus.” It’s been an interesting start: Ebony got an eye inflammation, so I had the vet come out. It’s just as well—the herd was going to be due for their vaccinations in a couple of months anyway, so I went ahead and had it all done at once. The herd is all looking at me suspiciously now, but we’ve come a long way since last year, when they would have completely shunned me entirely. Now they’re just a bit leery of me getting close, but once I get started scratching them, they settle into it. Poor Ebony, though: her eye is nearly swollen shut with the inflammation, and she is super head-shy now. Putting drops in her eyes the next few days is not gonna be a lot of fun…

    On to happier topics: I finally got the sprayer assembled (at no small expense: my thumb got smashed in the process), but at least it’s assembled now and ready to hook up to the tractor. I gotta mow this weekend. Holy crap, the grass got two feet tall in a couple of days! Glad I don’t grow that fast.

    I gotta admit, now that I’m on hiatus, I don’t know what to do with myself. Truth be told, there’s not a lot I want to do with myself right now. There’s plenty I could be doing, but I think I’m gonna stick to watching South Park reruns and taking it easy…you know, like I was gonna do a month ago when I took that week off…heh. I do know one thing, though: I’m gonna have a beer!

    Time to go relax. I’ll post on here, FA, and IB when I’m re-opening. If you want me to let you know personally, send me a message, and I’ll add you to the list.

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