Commission Status: Permanently Closed.

It has been nearly seven months since I went on hiatus, and I am sorry to say that I feel no closer to being ready to start back up today than I did on the day I started the break. After trying for months to get back in the mood, I think it’s time to finally face reality: I am not going to do any more commissions. I apologize to those who have been waiting.

Last Updated: 2025-08-12

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Process

Please submit requests via the Commission Questionnaire.

I write erotic smut and am eager to write something just for you. Different writers and artists have different processes; this one is mine:

1. Submit a commission request here, including the topic, characters, and what you want to pay. Yes, that’s right: you pick what you pay.
2. I will let you know when I’ve received your request, but since I do them as I’m able and feel like it, I can’t offer an estimated start/completion date.
3. When I’m ready to start your draft, I’ll reach out to make sure you’re still interested and to get more details.
4. Once I have a draft ready, I will invoice 90% of the draft word count based on the price you specified.
5. Once you pay the invoice, I’ll send the draft.
6. There will be one round of revisions and opportunity for feedback. Changes should be minor. Onerous changes might incur a fee (on a case-by-case basis), or I might decide that it’s not worth the hassle and let you keep the remaining 10%.
7. Assuming we agree to make the changes, I’ll make those and do my own revisions and then invoice for the remainder. This should be roughly the remaining 10% unless the word count increased due to requested changes.
8. Once you’ve paid the final invoice, I’ll send you the final draft and upload the story to my blog, FA, and IB (as allowed per their acceptable use policies).

For those willing to completely surrender control of the story to me in exchange for only paying $0.99 for the final product, you can also submit a Jack’s Blacks prompt.

Pricing

As stated above, you pick the price you want to pay for a commission. However, I get to pick if/when I work on a particular commission. This is a side hustle for me, so unless I’m just itching to write about a particular kink (it does happen from time to time), I typically do this for money and will prioritize my workload based on how lucrative and/or titillating a story is.

Subject Matter

What I Write

To date, I’ve got 200+ commissions under my belt that run the gamut from vanilla, gay love all the way up to snuff, scat, incest, and bestiality. There’s not a lot that can shock me when it comes to kinks, and it can be fun to learn from the commissioner what it is that makes a particular kink appealing. So, in a word, “everything”.

There are two caveats, however:

• I like to write smut, so there’s got to be some kind of kinky (not necessarily sexual) element to pique my interest.
• I don’t like to do collaborations or make changes to existing works (e.g., take a fanfic and change/insert scenes). For one thing, this feels like defilement of the original author’s work, and for two, matching style can be very difficult (and is not worth the hassle to me). I’m happy to create original stories based on existing works, though, even if those original works are themselves derivative.

What I Like

While it’s true that I do write just about everything, there are kinks I like better than others. I will try to keep this list updated over time since my interests can often change based on how titillating a particular kink is to write. In no particular order, the kinks du jour are:

• Bestiality
• Pony Play (especially since writing Pony Boy)
• Bondage, discipline, punishment, power exchange
• Ritual (e.g., ritual sex or body modification)
• Breeding (i.e., copulation with the intent to impregnate)

… of course, mixing the above is super fun, which is probably why I enjoyed Pony-Boy as much as I did.

That said, I write on a lot of different topics and can get into just about anything, so don’t worry if your favorite kink isn’t listed.

What I Don’t Like

I don’t have a lot of limits when it comes to writing. These are fictional stories, so as far as I’m concerned, it’s just words on a page.

That said, the following topics are less enjoyable for me and are more likely to be passed over when I’m picking the next commission to work on. That’s not to say it’ll never get written (unless I write you and tell you as much); it’s just that I’m going to prioritize the ones that are fun and/or lucrative first.

• Cute farting. I know, I know: I’ll write graphic death-by-scat, but I won’t write farting? There’s just something that breaks my brain about trying to make farting cute.

Copyright

As the author, I retain the right to publish the story on my website and other places as I see fit. I am happy to do anonymous commissions but not private (unpublished) ones.

The commissioner is free to distribute the story as desired; however, the commissioner is not to modify the commission’s content or remove its header or footer.

If you have questions, feel free to reach out to me.

[UPDATE 2024-02-12] Unreachable Commissioner

I recently received a commission request (2024-02-10) where the commissioner listed Discord as the preferred contact method. I sent a friend request to the provided handle but haven’t received a response, so I tried to follow up using the provided PayPal email address. However, I received a message back, “This mailbox has been disabled.” If this was you, please contact me directly.