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2017-12-22

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  • 2017-12-22

    December 22, 2017

    It is so late, but I just finished drafting my first commission, and I learned something (completely unrelated to the commission): I can add tags to articles without categorizing them as such. I’m going to start tagging my posts with mild adult content as “Adult” and leaving the Erotica category only for those posts that are intended to be erotica. I’m not going to do it tonight, but that’s coming soon.

    Also: second commission! Whoo hoo!

  • 2017-12-21

    December 21, 2017

    So, working from home is awesome! I got started late (about 8:40) and finished way earlier than I usually do (about 4:45), and the best part was that when I was done, I didn’t have to drive an hour to get home! So I jumped rope. Today was the first day since Sunday that my calves weren’t killing me so badly that it hurt to stand up, so I decided to go make them hurt again. I’ve also eaten so much tuna, something like 7 cans so far today. Now if I could just figure out some way to make sodas not taste so darn good, I’d be set to start losing weight. I’ve tried using alternatives: sweet tea (just as many grams of sugar as soda), water (gag—so boring!), and those artificial sweeteners that you squeeze into drinks (meh), and there’s just nothing that tastes as good as a soda or that is nearly as convenient. I don’t really want to go back to what I did back when I weighed 165, and that was ate pretty much nothing but tuna and vegetables and drank pretty much nothing but water. I looked great, yeah, but there’s more to life than that, and frankly, if I’m gonna start working out again, I ought to at least get to continue enjoying something…like sodas, beer, steaks, brownies, and… Okay, okay…

    In other news, I’m very excited: it’s finally time to get fruit trees and plant them. I’ve been wanting to do it since I bought the property, but I always forgot around wintertime to get them. Seriously, why would you plant a tree when it’s freezing?! In any case, I know a guy who works for a nursery, and he says the trees are in, so hopefully Saturday, I’ll go and get them. Then it’s just figuring out how to keep them alive…

    Apples, pears, and plums, in case you’re wondering. Would do cherries, but they’re toxic to horses, and I’d do lemons or oranges, but it gets too cold here (and I don’t very well have much place to bring them inside when it gets cold!), so…yeah, that’s not gonna happen.

    The commission went well. Don’t remember whether I mentioned that or not. A few hours of fun writing, made $18. It’s not enough to retire on, but if I can start doing a few of these a week, I might actually be able to pay stuff off faster, which would be awesome. So we’ll see. The guy who commissioned me is funny: after I sent him the final, he was like a kid in a candy store. He has so many different stories he wants to write with different characters set in different worlds, but 1) I can only write them one at a time, and 2) he can only afford them one at a time. So while he’s waiting on his next paycheck, I suggested that he work on figuring out which one he wants. The way I see it, he’s easy to work with, the stories seem to be fun, and the more of them I write, the more things I can post on my portfolio, and the more likely I’ll be to get more commissions. That wouldn’t break my heart at all!

    I’m feeling like writing something, but I’m not sure what. I’ve got reindeer on the brain again. I already did that one story, but that didn’t quite get it all out of my system. Trouble is, I don’t have a thought well-formed enough to know what to write, yet. Maybe I’ll sit and ponder it a bit while listening to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (again).

    Cute anthro reindeer:
    Hug and kiss and suck and fuck.
    That’s why his nose glows…

  • A Quick Note

    December 20, 2017

    Just wanted to say that the writing commission actually went through, and I completed it in just a few hours, from start to finish. It’s not huge income, but hey, it was fun to do! If I can make it a regular thing (maybe 5 commissions a week), I might actually be able to get some stuff paid off more quickly. That’d sure be nice!

    Filing taxes is gonna be hell this year, what with commission income, freelance work, Amazon royalties, my regular job…at least my company didn’t make any money this year!

    Yes, in case I haven’t mentioned it, I co-own a company that I started with my former roommate a few years ago. We made flashing LED pins and sold them at a furry convention a couple of years, and then we promptly went dormant. We need to figure out the “next big thing” for me to design and us to build, but it’s all pricey. The great thing about writing is, it’s just time. I already have a computer, so there’s no upfront cost. With design, there’s a ton of upfront cost, and we want to make sure we find something good before we sink a bunch of money into it. In the meantime, we keep filing our $0 tax returns…

    But yeah, first commission! Whoo hoo! I’ve got it posted on my FurAffinity site here.

  • 2017-12-19

    December 19, 2017

    Well, despite having put in 10-1/2 hours today, I’m in high spirits. I had someone ask me about where I published my stories on one of my profiles today, and another person inquired about a writing commission. Plus, someone has already bought a copy of Scatterbrained Ramblings, and another copy of Human-Centaur Relations sold today, so yay! It’s been a good day for writing. Now, of course, the commission isn’t final until money changes hands, and the person who asked me about my stories might never read them, but hey, I’ll take it!

    Got my reference letters sent in for a company to help me find a new job. It’d sure be nice to do something I enjoy as a career again. Then again, that might cut into my ability to write… Ah, well: if the urge to write gets strong enough, I’ll make time to write!

    For now, I ought to sign off. Didn’t get home until after 23:00 and then had to tend everybody, so it’s been a busy day. My legs are killing me from jumping rope yesterday (yay, exercise!) and the chili was awesome (even as left-overs). Also: look at how full that pot is! That is why I don’t cook at home much! (46 months and counting…)

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  • Haikus 2017-12-17

    December 17, 2017

    It’s been a while.
    Need to make up for lost time.
    Time for more haikus.

    O, great frustration.
    So many things I’m seeking,
    Just outside my grasp.

    I’m not complaining.
    Just observing a few things…
    …Maybe a little.

    Finding play partners:
    Deceptively difficult.
    Need some pup head-space.

    I am overweight.
    For the first time, a hindrance.
    Might oughtta work out.

    Gyms are far away,
    No space for equipment here.
    What’s a guy to do?

    There’s always jump-rope.
    It’s excellent cardio
    And fun with music.

    No more haikus now.
    It is time to get busy.
    Where is that jump rope?

  • “Scatterbrained Ramblings: Assorted Erotic Short Stories and Poetry” Now on Amazon

    December 17, 2017

    And here it is, guys. I said I was going to do it, and I did. I realize I don’t really need to post it here since y’all have all had the chance to read these stories before, but for completeness’s sake, I’m making the announcement.

    Here’s the link to the first of what will hopefully be many volumes of Scatterbrained Ramblings.

    Thank you guys for your support and feedback!

    -Jack

  • …And the Die Is Cast

    December 16, 2017

    I decided to go forward with publishing the collection of short stories and have hidden the ones that got pulled into it. There are still a few left, and I’ll be adding more as inspiration strikes. I’ll post on here and on Facebook when the anthology is ready!

  • An Intriguing Thought…

    December 15, 2017

    It occurred to me just now that having as many short stories on here as I do, perhaps I should consider collecting them, cleaning them up, and making a short anthology of them to publish on Amazon. I could call it Scatterbrained Ramblings: Assorted Erotic Short Stories by Jack Doe. Seems like that could work, and with the wide variety of stuff I’ve got out here, there’s got to be something in it for everyone, right? I’m gonna chew on this a bit longer.

    If I do end up publishing it, I’ll have to pull the stories off of here… Hate to make y’all pay for stuff you’ve been getting for free, since y’all have been with me since the beginning. Hmm…maybe I’ll give you guys advanced notice so that you can pick up the e-book for free (I can make them free for 5 days out of 90) before I start charging for it. I’m not gonna do it on the first day, though: I learned that lesson very harshly with Shane and Colton. I made it free the first five days, and everybody got a copy who wanted one…and then nobody needed one once the price went up. So, maybe after a week or so.

    I’m not sold on the idea, yet, but it’s definitely percolating in there. If you’re enjoying the stories, it might be worthwhile to get your fill in now, just in case I do decide to pull them down…

  • Slave Chronicles: Chapter 7

    December 12, 2017

    “You’ve done a good job of sucking the first one out, slave, but I’ve got another one left in me this morning, and it’s your job to receive it,” Master said. “I have a new instruction for you, boy. When I tell you to assume the position, I want you to put your palms on the floor, raise your butt in the air, and spread your legs to put yourself at a height suitable for me to fuck you. Let’s try it. Assume the position.” He pointed at the ground.

    Grateful there was nobody around to see me, I did as told, although I had to guess on the height. Once in position, I glanced over my shoulder.

    Wally was back and looking hungrily at my ass. I started to rise.

    “Stay put, slave,” M said firmly. “You can get up when I tell you to get up. Sometimes I may get busy after I tell you to assume the position. You’re to wait patiently until I come and use you.”

    I slowly lowered myself back to the ground, face burning, knowing that Wally was looking at my ass like a piece of meat.

    M and Wally talked, and I could hear M scribbling some things on paper. This went on for what seemed like a very long time. Meanwhile, the blood was rushing to my head, and I was getting sore.

    I suddenly felt a warm hand on my buttock, and then another hand on the other buttock. I swallowed hard and glanced over my shoulder. Master was there, his pants still on. I frowned, wondering how he was going to fuck me while dressed.

    A splatter of Master’s spit hit the center of my asshole, making me gasp and tense.

    “I’m going to go easy on you the first day, slave,” Master said, “but I’ll expect you to start making your own lube within the first week. As your master, it is not my job to make you comfortable.”

    I cringed. “M–Master?” I asked.

    “What is it, slave?”

    “Master, I haven’t cleaned out,” I said weakly.

    Master stopped.

    “Hmm. I’m glad you told me, boy,” he said. “Stand up.”

    I did as told and felt a little light-headed as the blood flowed out of my head.

    “Go down that hall,” he said, pointing, “and go through the third door on the right. Use the nozzle that is there; it is brand new. I want you to clean out until everything comes out clear.”

    “Yes, Sir,” I said, starting to leave.

    “But first,” Master said, giving me a significant look, “there’s the matter of my other load. I’m not going to wait on you to clean out. Take care of my load, slave, and then go get cleaned out. From now on, I expect you to clean out every morning and be ready to service me and my guests however I tell you. Do you understand?”

    And his guests? “Yes, Sir,” I said nervously.

    “Good. Get to it, slave,” he said.

    His cock was out—I guess he expected to fuck me through his fly—and I dutifully got on my knees, put it in my mouth, and began nursing it, slowly bobbing my head and stroking its length with my tongue and lips. I brought my hands up to gently caress his balls and groin. As soon as I touched him, Master let out an audible sigh. I glanced up and saw him with his eyes closed, head tilted back, knees slightly bent. Encouraged, I took his cock all the way into my mouth and made swallowing motions around the tip.

    Master jolted and grunted, and his cock filled my mouth. He pulled out abruptly and went back to his desk, tucking his cock back into his pants.

    “Good, slave,” he said, already looking at another stack of papers, “go get cleaned out.”

    And then he dismissed me with a wave of his hand.

    “Oh, um…yes, Sir,” I said quietly, trying to ignore how hard my own cock was throbbing and how much it drooled precum.

    I made my way to the room as instructed and stopped in surprise: Master had his own colonic machine. Or, I suppose, I had my own colonic machine, since I figured Master would never have reason to clean out.

    I had never used a colonic before, but I had researched them out of curiosity, and I knew it was possible to use one by yourself. I fiddled with the knobs and switches until I got the water going at a reasonable rate and comfortable temperature.

    Okay, that was easy enough…

    I closed the door, climbed up on the table, inserted the tip, and felt the flow of warm water slowly filling me.

    This sure beats using a hose attached to the shower, I thought. First impressions: awesome! I relaxed and closed my eyes, lying back on the table and gently rubbing my belly.

    The urge to purge came, and I obeyed, feeling the relief and strange emptiness as the first expulsion occurred, and then I let the water fill me up again, fuller this time.

    I could feel the water beginning to make its way across my transverse colon when the second urge occurred.

    After releasing and filling again, the water made it all the way to my ascending colon, and on the fourth attempt, the water came out clear.

    I turned off the water and sighed. Wow, I’ve never felt this cleaned-out before. I got to my feet and felt a little wobbly; cleaning out kinda takes it out of me. After drying off, I opened the door and poked my head out.

  • Slave Chronicles: Chapter 6: Move-In

    December 10, 2017

    The movers grabbed the furniture, I grabbed the few boxes I had, and in less than fifteen minutes, they were done. I took a last look at my apartment—my freedom, my independence—and then we headed to Master’s.

    For as wealthy as Master was, his house was very nondescript from the outside. It looked like any other suburban home and could have belonged to anybody. I was surprised when the garage door opened and Master stepped outside in his night robe, coffee mug in one hand.

    When I got out of the truck, he was waving to his neighbor and saying, “Morning, Jim!”

    Just like any other suburban home.

    The movers made quick work of my stuff, stacking it tidily on one side of the garage, and then the truck left. The garage door closed, and I was alone with Master.

    “All right,” Master said, consulting his phone, skimming through what looked like a hundred entries and mumbling to himself. “Coffee, mm, yeah, meet the movers, yeah, rules, ah ha!” He turned his attention to me. “You’ll have to bear with me, slave,” he said. “I live by a strict schedule, and this has rather upset my typical Monday morning, so I’m not all with it, yet.”

    “I’m sorry, Sir—” I began.

    “Oh, not to worry, slave; there’ll be plenty more disruptions as we go, I’m sure. But enough about that.” He handed me a sheet of paper. “Here are the rules. Learn them, follow them. Any questions?”

    Slave Rules
    1. Slave shall always address M as “Sir” or “Master”. Master may address Slave however he pleases but will typically call him “slave”.
    2. Slave shall wear whatever M tells him to wear. Unless otherwise specified, slave is to be naked when at home and the slave uniform when out of the house. M will show slave the slave uniform.
    3. Slave shall perform all household duties, including but not limited to cooking, cleaning, and laundry. M will further explain these to slave.
    4. Slave shall obey every command from M without hesitation or complaint unless there is a legitimate safety concern for slave, M, or others. In that case, the slave shall immediately use the safe word, “Safety, Sir!” so that M can review the slave’s concerns. Slave is warned now that M will deal with abuses to this policy harshly.
    5. Slave shall offer his sexual services to M upon seeing M anytime it has been at least an hour since the slave has seen M.
    6. Slave shall not use the phone, television, or Internet without M’s permission on a case-by-case basis. M expects the slave to devote himself to his chores and to M. Slave may answer the phone if M is not around and take a message for M; however, slave is to limit any incoming calls addressed to slave to one minute or less unless given special permission from M.
    7. Slave consents to be disciplined in whatever way M sees fit in case of infraction of these rules. M promises to be compassionate in his discipline and not to inflict permanent harm unless warranted by the severity of the infraction.
    8. Slave shall never attempt to escape. The punishment for breaking this rule will be a permanent injury.
    9. Slave shall honestly present his concerns to M after requesting and receiving permission to speak freely.

    Wow, that’s a lot of rules. Number six in particular was going to be really difficult. I pretty much lived on my phone or the computer when I had free time, and I wasn’t sure what I was going to do with myself. After all, how long could it possibly take to keep the house clean? It wasn’t even very big. As it turned out, Master was going to keep me very busy indeed.

    “They make sense to me now, Sir,” I said, “but what if I have a question later?”

    “Just request permission to speak freely and then ask, slave,” Master replied. “I planned them out to be pretty easy. They may change from time to time, but for now, this should be enough of a framework to get us up and running. Do you agree, slave?”

    “Yes, sir.”

    “Good. Then let’s start by you following rule number 2.”

    I hadn’t memorized the list, yet, and so I glanced at it, nodded, and stripped down, folding my clothes and putting them on my shoes.

    “Those can go over here, slave,” Master said, gesturing to the trash bin.

    I began to protest, but I remembered rule number 4 and did as told.

    “Good, slave. Let’s go inside.”

    I followed him in, feeling pretty self-conscious about being nude while he wore not only his pajamas but his robe, too.

    “Remember rule # 5, slave?” M asked.

    I glanced at the list and nodded hesitantly. “Yes, Sir,” I said. I felt a hint of anticipation and a bit of nervousness creep into my mind.

    “And?” Master asked expectantly.

    “I–uh,” I stammered, reddening. “Would you, Sir…would you like me to…?” I trailed off, unsure of what to say.

    Master laughed, shook his head, and patted me on the shoulder. “How about we make it easier for you, slave?” he suggested, grinning wickedly. “Since using words has you tongue-tied, how about you use body language instead?”

    He beckoned for me to come over and kneel in front of him. Then he took my hand and put it on his crotch.

    “Feel that, boy?” he asked. “That’s how I want you to greet me. No words, just kneeling and gently reaching for my cock. Got it?”

    I blushed fiercely but nodded.

    “Good. Now let’s try again. Stand up, go out into the garage, and walk in. When you see me, do exactly as I showed you.”

    I couldn’t believe how humiliating this was! I thanked my lucky stars that at least there was nobody else around to see as I walked into the garage and closed the door behind me.

    “Okay, you got this,” I said, exhaling sharply. “Just walk in, kneel, and grab his crotch. You don’t even have to look at his face.”

    Having psyched myself up, I opened the door, stepped through—

    —and put my hands over my crotch. There was somebody else there talking to Master while Master signed a piece of paper on the bar.

    “Slave!” Master said incredulously. “Do not cover yourself, and get over here and do what you were told!”

    “But, Sir—” I protested, looking helplessly at the man.

    “He’s none of your concern, slave,” Master replied. “As embarrassing situations go, you’ll find this to be the least of them. Now unless you want to be publicly disciplined, I suggest you get to it!”

    The man, meanwhile, stared at me in shock and then looked at M, even more shocked.

    “Slave!”

    “Yes, Sir!” I said, jumping, keeping myself covered and nearly running to kneel at his feet and putting my hand on his crotch, my face burning with embarrassment.

    “Better, slave,” Master said without looking away from the paperwork he was signing, “but you’re still covering yourself.  I desire to see your private parts, now show them to me!’

    With a helpless glance at the man, I forced myself to remove the hand covering my crotch. The man just gaped, staring.

    “Better, slave,” Master said again. “You may service me.”

    “How do I—”

    “Unzip my fly, pull my cock out, and begin sucking on it, slave,” Master said airily, his attention still on the contract. “And don’t cover yourself!” he added.

    I had never even seen Master’s junk before, and I had no idea what I was in for. But with the man staring me down and offering no assistance while Master was infuriatingly carefree in his instructions, I did as told.

    The second I tugged on his zipper, Master’s cock slapped hard against the opening and poked its way out.

    My face burning with embarrassment, I sniffed Master’s cock and tentatively licked its uncut tip. It bounced appreciatively, and a little emboldened, I put the tip of it into my mouth and rubbed my tongue on the smooth surface.

    “Mmm, good boy,” Master said from above the table. “Service the whole thing, though, not just the tip.”

    I pressed my lips further around his cock and felt his foreskin move. I could taste the musk underneath; it was slightly unpleasant but not too bad, and I began to slather my tongue around his sensitive prick.

    Master seemed to enjoy my ministrations. I could hear him breathing heavily, and I was pretty certain he’d lost interest in the contract. I began to bob my head on his cock, taking it as deeply into my mouth as his pants would allow.

    I felt his prick tense and hover on the edge of orgasm. With an encouraging lick from my tongue on the tip of his prick, it emptied itself into my mouth, and I swallowed it down greedily before pulling back and standing up.

    “Slave, what are you doing out here?” Master asked curiously.

    “You just—Sir, didn’t you—?” I began.

    “That doesn’t give you a reason to stop, slave,” Master said, smiling in amusement and shaking his head. He turned his attention to the man, who grinned. “Thank you, Wally,” he said. “You did great.” He handed him the paperwork, and Wally winked lasciviously at me.

    I frowned, confused.

    “Wally was here to help you get over your self-consciousness about serving me, slave,” Master said. “And I could practically feel your embarrassment, so he did exactly what I wanted him to do.” He chuckled. “You did well for your first time, slave,” he said. “Next time, just do what I tell you and don’t pay any attention to who’s here. Understand?”

    “Yes, Sir,” I said.

    “And don’t worry about Wally; I promised him that in exchange for his help, he’d get to use your mouth one of these days.”

     

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