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2018-02-21

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  • 2018-02-21

    February 21, 2018

    What a day.

    For the record, I hate the cold. It rained all day and hovered around 32°F until after noon today with wind gusts in the 20s, making for a very cold windchill. For fear of being trapped on icy roads, I ended up teleconferencing with my financial advisor rather than having a face-to-face like we were supposed to, did not go into work today, and spent the majority of the day 1) driving the animals into the barn, 2) worrying that they were in the barn and might get bored and hurt themselves, or 3) worrying that they weren’t in the barn and might freeze. The latter was not unfounded: when I went out this morning, all three of them were shivering, despite having access to the barn and just refusing to go in out of the rain.

    By 2:00, I gave up on trying to get any work done; I’ve been so distracted today that I couldn’t think straight, and I finally just clocked out, let work know I was doing so, and gave up. It’s not like me to be like this, but damn, I hate this weather.

    So, in short, today was awful. On positive notes, the animals are not shivering now, and for some inexplicable reason, the temperature finally started going up after the sun went down, despite the wind still being out of the north. I don’t get it, but I’ll take it as a blessing.

    In other news, I’ve been doing some thinking. I think I might be suffering from depression. The lack of energy, the general “downness”, the feeling of hopelessness (at least where relationships are concerned), feeling dispassionate about writing (I’ve only written 5K words in 4 days, one of which was a weekend; normally, I’d have written easily 10K on the weekend and 2K+ per night on weeknights), and the fact that this has just gone on and on for weeks now is making me wonder.

    I thought I’d beaten the depression. The last time I felt down this long was in 2009, not long before I got Ebony. She seemed to have cured it, but now that I’m out here and more stressed more of the time, I’m beginning to think I’m slipping back into it. Either that or Seasonal Affective Disorder, which frankly wouldn’t surprise me, given how nasty and stressful this winter has been.

    But I’m a problem-solver, and frankly, I don’t want to go back to therapy or spend money on antidepressants. My insurance these days is pretty terrible, with an incredibly high deductible and pays basically nothing until it’s met, so I’m incentivized to find a solution myself, if I can. If I can find the root cause of the depression (assuming it’s stress-induced and not a chemical imbalance), maybe I can work through it and not have to seek therapy or drugs.

    So, let’s see what’s bothering me. Three things come to mind:

    1. The whole no-relationshp thing and the seeming hopelessness associated with it,
    2. The dissatisfaction with my job, and
    3. The feelings of disillusionment associated with living on the property.

    The trouble in all of these cases is that I feel stuck. I hate being the victim to circumstances, and feeling victim to the weather this winter has certainly made me more sensitive to it in other areas of my life. With the relationship aspect, I’m caught between the rock of loneliness and the hard place of being unwilling to settle. I recognize that compromise is necessary, but I don’t feel like I’m being all that unreasonable. My standards (off the top of my head) are as follows:

    • I want to be physically attracted to him (I’ve dated people I wasn’t physically attracted to before, and they never worked out; I couldn’t keep it up long-term). This implies at least decent looks and sufficient hygiene as to not be off-putting. It also implies that he’s a top, since I’m not one.
    • I want us to have common interests. They don’t all have to be common, but it’d be nice to have something that we both really like talking about.
    • I don’t want him to constantly be challenging me and making me feel stupid or like I have to defend my position on something. Once in a while is fine, but it gets old really fast. This also implies “not a dick,” not arrogant, etc.
    • I want to be able to trust him with myself, my herd, and my property. No drugs, tells the truth, that kind of thing.
    • I want him to be masculine (effeminate guys just don’t do it for me).
    • I want him to be self-sufficient. Down the road, I might be able to afford a house-boy if the whole boyfriend thing doesn’t work out, but for now, I’d like to find someone with his own job, who doesn’t feel entitled, who pulls his share of the weight in the relationship.
    • I want him to be somewhat around my age—let’s say ±5-8 years. I’m flexible on that, but given I’m getting close to being old enough to have fathered an 18-year-old, I’m beginning to see ages that might be too young for me, and having dated guys considerably older than me before, I just want to try something…not extreme.
    • I want to be in love with him. I dunno if this is possible, but if my parents did it and I inherited from them, I hope I can, too.
    • I want to be able to do my own thing, too. I’m frankly afraid of getting into yet another relationship with someone clingy or with low self-esteem to where I’m constantly having to build him up and who takes it as an affront if I just want to be by myself for a while. My alone time is very important to me, and while I’m willing to compromise for the sake of a relationship, I can’t go 0–60 in 0 seconds.

    I don’t see how any of those things or the sum of things is being unreasonable, yet I can’t seem to find someone with all of those qualities. I’ve gotten on Grindr and on OKCupid, but the results have been incredibly disappointing. I think I’ve mentioned previously the limitations of living far away, having few interests that are well-suited to meet-ups, and my reluctance to join a meet-up or church just to meet people when I’m not really interested in the meeting-activity. So, from a relationship standpoint, I feel stuck. I think I’d be miserable if I settled on my criteria, and that sounds worse than being single, so barring someone meeting those criteria popping up out of the woodworks, I feel—and I hate the word—helpless to make things better.

    My job is dissatisfying. I’m pretty sure I’ve complained about it before, but once again, I’m constrained by a number of things that make it difficult to improve the situation:

    • I’m unwilling to leave the property.
    • I live far away from town, so jobs in, say, Dallas proper, Arlington, or Irving would be excessively long drives.
    • My debts have made it so that I cannot afford a cut in pay (which might be required if I really want to “start over” doing electrical engineering and beef up that side of my resume).
    • I am an excellent worker, but my resume is divided among different disciplines (systems, firmware, electronics, and compliance engineering), and no company ever actually posts a job listing for a jack-of-all-trades. They ostensibly want an expert in something (e.g., someone with 10 years of electrical design), but if that person happens to also be a jack-of-all-trades, he moves to the front of the line.

    I’ve applied for quite a few positions (frankly, all the ones I could find that were close enough and were the type of work that would be more fulfilling), but my submissions were met with form letters saying I’m not a good fit. I recognize companies’ need to do what’s best for them, but once again, I feel helpless to make things better. I’m not meaning to feel sorry for myself on this, but I—don’t know what else to do.

    The property has been a major disillusionment. After spending over a decade saving for it—a third of my life and all of my adult life—it’s nowhere near as good as I hoped it would be. The mud—the mud—is just frustrating beyond anything I would have expected. Could I fix it? Yeah, if I could afford hundreds of truckloads of sand and organic matter to turn 14 acres’ worth of clay “gumbo” into loam. So, by “yeah”, I mean, “no.”

    The grass is finally beginning to come up (it does make me happy when I see it), but it’s too little, too late, too slow. The herd has really trampled a lot of their pasture area, and without fencing parts off to let them heal, they’re just going to remain bald spots until I can expand the pasture enough that the herd isn’t there trampling them anymore.

    The expense associated with being out here and the stress of being at the mercy of every rainstorm or cold breeze that decides to blow through has been a pretty much constant stressor since I’ve been out here. It makes me really miss the relative “safety” of the city and of boarding the herd.

    Now, granted, many of these problems will go away as time goes by: the herd will be much better-protected once the house and purpose-built barn are built, and that will help me a lot in feeling more in control of the situation when inclement weather comes through than I feel right now, living in a little camper and an oversized barn that is impossible to adequately heat and that seems to turn up new trash and foreign objects on the floor every time I go in there. The clay…well, there’s not much to be done about that. I have considered that maybe this isn’t the right place to call my forever home, that perhaps someplace closer to the Hill Country with more rocky and less clayey soil might be a better bet. That’s something to consider in 4 years when the property is paid off. Maybe the job situation will be better down that way, too. I’m not sure.

    But for right now, I feel pretty helpless once again. It feels like I’m being passed around a not-sexy gang-bang: the weather fucks me raw and passes me to my job situation, which enjoys its sloppy seconds while the property situation face-fucks me until I gag and keeps going as I try to take a breath, all before they both hand me off to the no-boyfriend situation.

    I should mention traffic, too: aside from maybe one day a month, there’s inevitably some idiot who insists on going below the speed limit, and there is no way to get around him. I’ve tried making myself relax, tried just taking it in stride, but I’m just too impatient for that. My back hurts when I drive, and every minute spent in the car is another minute of my back hurting and wasting precious time that I could be using to do just about anything else.

    This won’t do. To get out of the cycle of depression, I have to make a change, to do something that gives me a sense of control again, or figure out how to accept being helpless…which just doesn’t work for me. I need to figure out what the next steps are.

    With the land, the answer is simple: be patient. I hate it, but that’s the answer. As long as these unexpected expenses will stay spaced far enough apart, I should have the place paid off in 4 years, and then my options really open up: I can finally build the house, sell the place and move someplace better, or whatever, but I won’t be in debt anymore for that time, at least. It doesn’t help the disillusionment and helpless feeling, but as long as I can take care of the animals (admittedly hard during the winter), I know that I can just kind of ride out the next 4 years, expending the minimum amount of effort and money, and it’ll just take care of itself.

    With the job, the answer for now seems to be to just accept it as it is. Again, it doesn’t address the root cause of the problem, but maybe it can treat the symptoms. I have been unsuccessful finding a new job thus far, but at least the flexibility of this job enables me to stay home on days where I have to herd animals into the barn.

    That leaves the relationship aspect, and this one I’m not willing to just accept. I don’t know what the answer is, but it seems like I need to cast a bigger net. If what I’m finding on Grindr and OKCupid isn’t satisfactory, maybe some other site will give me better luck. The question is, do I want this badly enough to go to a pay-site, or should I keep relying on free sites? Will a pay-site really result in better results, or is it just a waste of money? Perhaps some research is in order.

    On a positive note, I paid off my truck today. I got my tax refund and turned right around and paid off my truck about 5 months early. The extra money from that can now go towards paying off the credit cards, and hopefully they’ll be paid off in 10 more months. Then it’s just the land and building my emergency fund. Just got to avoid these major expenses that keep popping up…

  • Ode to Gay Horses (Erotic Poem)

    February 18, 2018

    You know, my site’s been in existence for a few hours now, and there’s still nothing erotic on it.  I need to fix that.  Admittedly, I’ve already got this posted on my FA site, but here it is again because I happen to be rather proud of this.  I don’t often write poetry (other than haikus; one of my coworkers for a while referred to me as “Haiku Boy”, a name I was very much enamored with), and I thought this one came out pretty darn good.

    The breezy wind blew through my mane
    Upon its changing course.
    And lifting up my neck, I strained,
    and then I smelled the horse.

    And as I spread my nostrils wide,
    My hormones all a-blur,
    The scent of musky male I spied;
    My sheath began to stir.

    With mindless legs that carried me
    To where the stallion grazed,
    I nuzzled ‘gainst his neck to see
    If I could meet his gaze.

    And bending down my neck to his,
    My nicker low and plain,
    I only wanted simply this:
    To hear his soft refrain.

    I flicked my tail and pawed the ground,
    But still the grass he ate,
    And when I moved my jaw around,
    His hunger would not sate.

    So desperate was I, needing him
    to mount my lewd behind!
    He filled his gut, his only whim;
    My pleas he paid no mind.

    So snorting with my great desire,
    To have his horny prick,
    I vowed his lust to set afire,
    And gave my tail a flick.

    Alas, the coy and cold equine
    Did snub my plaintive ask
    And terrified he would decline
    I turned and showed my ass.

    And lifting up my tail to him,
    my donut-hole exposed,
    I sought to satisfy my whim,
    But still the grass he mowed.

    At last in desperation, I
    Could take no more delay,
    And slick with perspiration, my
    Poor mouth began to neigh.

    To turn the tables, I did mount
    That stubborn, sexy stud.
    At last my efforts did amount
    To heat his tepid blood.

    Triumphantly I whinnied out,
    And strongly took my stance.
    While he my joyous butt did mount,
    The mares looked on askance.

    I didn’t care; his cock did push
    Against my itching hole,
    And soon he filled my aching tush
    With fluids from his pole.

    And I the ground did finally splatter,
    Sated by my beau.
    That left just one and final matter:
    Love the afterglow!

    And after that we both were spent;
    Our eyes began to glaze.
    As stars bedecked the firmament,
    We settled down to graze.

  • Suggestive Halloween-Themed Haikus

    February 18, 2018

    “It’s alive!” he cried.
    He didn’t mean his monster.
    E-stim is so great.

    Zombies yelling “brains”:
    Their metonymy is off:
    That head has no brain.

    Gays are in closets;
    Skeletons are in closets.
    Gays must want a bone.

    Midnight sultry snack:
    Those ghouls just wanna have fun,
    Tasting hidden lips.

  • Microfiction

    February 18, 2018

    I’ve noticed in my writing that I have a tendency to drone on a bit.  It’s not that I’m repetitive or overly wordy, but I do tend to add a lot of details about things I have to say.  So, I’m going to try something different: I’m going to try to write an erotic microfiction.  A microfiction is limited to 50 words or less.  For reference, by the end of this sentence, I’ll have used 75 words.  So they’re short—very short—so every word has to count, and there’s not a lot of space for background.  Let’s begin.

    When Red grew into beautiful womanhood, the wolf couldn’t wait anymore; he smelled her heat as she passed and made his move.  Donning sleeping Granny’s clothes, the wolf greeted Red at the door.  It wasn’t his big teeth that made Red gasp.  She would have to visit “Granny” more often.

    Boo-yah!  50 words exactly!

    This was kinda fun, but I have to admit, two sentences of innuendo was not very satisfying to write.  Granted, it gets the mind stirring and thinking about what could be happening, but details are a bit more fun.  Still, I might do some more of these on days when I can’t be bothered to write 15K words…or 5K words…or 500 words…

  • Another Microfiction

    February 18, 2018

    The last one was kinda fun…and instant gratification is great, so…  I’ve got a nice buzz going (yay, rum and Dr. Pepper)…let’s see what we get.

    Lying there, strapped to the gurney and knowing what was happening, he looked at his boyfriend and cried.  The laser started. His balls ached with lust. It was too much. In desperation, he broke his restraints. Seizing his bound boyfriend, he drove in deeply.  His lust slaked, he cried again.

    That was…dark…  Hmm…better luck next time?

  • Blackmailer Beware

    February 18, 2018

    It doesn’t matter what the information was that she had on him.  What does matter is that if she were to leak it, it would ruin him.

    Not the kind of ruin where people gasp in shock, take to social media for an hour, denounce his name, and that’s the end of it.

    Not even the kind of ruin where he loses his job.

    The kind of ruin where everything he holds dear is taken from him and he himself is thrown in prison.

    For a long time.

    Nobody was supposed to know, but she did.  And she had it on her phone.

    She wanted a little something for her secrecy…

    *************

    “I know what you did,” she said to him.

    His heart skipped a beat and his chest felt a little tighter.  But he tried to play it off, tried to ignore how his palms instantly felt clammy, tried ignore the urge to pick his stomach up off the floor.

    “Wh–what do you mean?” he managed.

    A wicked grin crossed her face, but it disappeared as quickly as it came.  She inched closer.  “I know what you did,” she said again, her voice a menacing whisper.

    He swallowed hard.  His heart pounded in his chest—in his ears even—and even as he tried to play it off, his voice squeaked out, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

    “Oh, yes, you do,” she hissed, the wicked grin slowly creeping back across her lips.  “You can play dumb all you like,” she said evenly, “but if you don’t want the police to know what I know, you’ll meet me in the alley after work.”

    Then she walked away.

    His face was white, and his legs wobbled.  Sweat beaded on his forehead, and his breath came in trembling gasps.  He held his chest with one hand and put the other on his knee to steady himself.

    Get control of yourself! he warned himself.  Do you want everybody to see you like this?

    He took some deep breaths.  His heart slowed, and his breathing returned to normal.  He stood upright again and went back to his desk.

    The hours dragged on.  Why did she have to tell me first thing in the morning? he grumbled to himself.  Why did she have to leave me in suspense all day?

    Lunchtime came, yet he wasn’t hungry.  The lunch hour dragged on.

    Lunchtime was over.  Now he was sort-of hungry.  But no time for that now.

    Another hour ticked by.  Three more to go.

    Another hour.

    Another hour.

    Thirty minutes.

    Ten minutes.

    One minute.

    Sweat broke out on his brow.

    Thirty seconds.

    His breathing grew ragged again.

    Fifteen seconds.

    His palms felt clammy.

    Get ahold of yourself!  You still have to make it to the alley!

    Ten seconds.

    He stood.  His legs held.

    Five seconds.

    Close enough.

    He began walking to the door.

    The end-of-day whistle blew shrilly.  Despite his countdown, he jumped and nearly fell over.

    “Have a good weekend!” a coworker offered.  He didn’t hear it.  He was too distracted.

    The door.  He pushed it, and it opened.

    The alley.  But there was nobody here.

    A noise. Behind the dumpster.

    “So…”—that sultry voice again—”you did know what I was talking about after all.”

    She beckoned for him to join her behind the dumpster.

    He gulped and reluctantly obeyed.

    She held up her phone and played back the video.

    Fuck, she must have been in the room when it happened!  It was clearly him.  He was clearly doing that.  With them.

    “What do you want from me?” he asked helplessly.

    “Me?” she asked innocently.

    Innocently like a black widow.

    That wicked smirk returned, and her voice turned husky.  “I want you,” she said.

    He frowned, not understanding.

    “I want you to do what you do,” she hinted with a grin.  “To me.”

    He stared dumbly.

    “You can start right now,” she said.  “It’s been too long since I’ve had…” she trailed off, thinking wistfully.

    “You want me to…?” he asked hoarsely.

    “Yes!” she said, her eyes flashing.  “If you want me to be quiet, then you’ll do as I say.  Right now.”

    “But you don’t—” he began weakly.

    “Improvise, then!” she spat.

    Her face took on a look of preternatural serenity.  “Make do,” she coaxed him.  “Do this, when I say, where I say, and I will remain quiet.”  She smiled at him.

    “Refuse me,” she continued, her face turning ugly with rage, “and I will make sure you lose everything you love. Everything.  I will make sure that you go to jail, and when you get out, there will be nothing for you.  I will make it so you wish you had never been born.”

    With a toss of her hair, she was back to calm.  “Do I make myself clear?” she asked.

    Why me?  Why now?  I wasn’t even hurting anybody! he moaned to himself.  She had him by the gonads; that was sure.  He sighed.  Best to play along for now.  Maybe I can get her phone while I’m doing it.

    “Okay,” he whispered hoarsely.

    “Really?” she asked, brightening.  “Right now?”

    “If you say so,” he croaked.

    “I do say so!” she said, practically giggling with delight.

    He stepped closer to her.  “So you want me to—?” he asked helplessly.

    “Yes.  Right now.”

    He took a breath.  “All right,” he said, resolved.

    With a deft flick, he pulled a knife off his belt and sliced her clothes off of her, expertly missing her skin.  She jumped, and her heart raced at the thrill.

    “Ohh, yes!” she hissed.  Her exultation was short-lived.

    With a rough shove, he pushed her down onto the ground.  She felt the cold concrete on her skin, and she shivered with anticipation.  She’d seen the whole thing; she knew what was next.

    He moved her legs apart and knelt between them.  Damn, she didn’t have to blackmail me for this!  If I’d known she wanted it, I’d have volunteered!  His fingers hovered over her nether-lips, his heart pounding with desire.  Willing himself to go slowly and take his time, he brought them down, stroking the soft, smooth skin.

    She and he sighed in mutual bliss.

    His fingers stroked her flesh again, a little higher this time.

    He found her clitoris.

    A squeak of pleasure escaped her lips.

    His middle finger traced over that firm lump and continued its downward descent into her warm, moist depths.  He could feel her arousal.  He could see how she flushed.  He could hear her breathing.  He could smell her desire.  A guttural noise came out of his mouth.  He needed to taste her.

    His breath quivering, he lowered his head.  His eyes half-closed as his mouth neared her.  He could feel the heat from her sex on his face.  The smell of her arousal was strong in his nostrils.

    He paused, inducing agony in both of them.  She wanted to arch up to push herself against him, to make him do to her what she so desperately wanted.  His hot breath on her made her shudder and buck in need.  She whimpered with anticipation.

    At last, his lips touched hers.  She could feel his whiskers as they tickled her clit and grazed her all the way down.

    And then there was his tongue.

    He tasted her skin, clean and soft, but his tongue needed only to barely press before he met with her love-juices, welcoming him inside.

    With her taste on his tongue, he could stand it no more.  He plunged his tongue deeply into her, snorting and grunting like an animal.  He wanted—no, needed—to get to the source of that delicious fluid, that sweet nectar.  He buried his tongue inside of her, licking furiously, lapping like a dog at peanut butter.

    At first it was erotic.  Then it was intense.  Then it was almost too much.  She squeezed her legs tightly together, smothering his head between them, yet it only pulled his face deeper into her.  She squealed in delight and ecstasy, but his tongue would not slow.

    And somehow, his tongue seemed to go deeper into her.  Surely he must have bottomed out? she wondered, but her mind soon fogged over with bliss.

    And still he grunted and licked and snuffled at her pussy, savoring her sweet juices.  It wasn’t long before he needed more.  He stepped from his clothes and nudged her.

    She was ready.  Obediently she rolled onto her fours.

    He mounted her from behind.  Both squealed in delight as his porcine prick found her sow-hole and he buried himself inside of her.

    She couldn’t stand the pleasure anymore.  With a warning grunt and a squeal, she pressed back hard against him and orgasmed, her fluids sliding down his cock to pool on the ground under his heavy balls.  The final stimulation sent him over the edge, and he, too, squealed, flooding her insides.

    The two stood a moment, basking in the afterglow before he dismounted.

    As he stepped back, he let out an evil laugh.

    “What?” she meant to say.  But all that came out was an inquisitive grunt.

    He stepped over her—somehow he was much taller than he used to be—and picked up her phone.

    “Wait, no!  That’s mine!” she tried to yell, but all that came out was some furious squealing.

    With a smile, he bent down to scratch her coarse-haired head.

    “Thanks for a fun time,” he said to her.  “You won’t need this anymore.”  With the flick of his wrist, the threw her phone hard on the concrete; it shattered into pieces.

    Her squeals and grunts made perfect sense to him.

    “It didn’t have to be permanent,” he said to the sow, “but you had to try to blackmail me, and I can’t have that, now can I?”

    He chuckled and scratched under her chin.  She tried to bite him, but he deftly deflected her.

    Picking her up under his arm, he took her out of the alley, tossing her cut clothes into the dumpster.  “Look on the bright side,” he said to her, “you wanted to rut, and when we get home and I introduce you to the boys, they’ll want to rut with you all the time.”

    *************

    The moral of this story is simple: don’t try to blackmail a shapeshifter.

  • It’s Not Mayonnaise, Buttermilk, and Spices…

    February 18, 2018

    My name?  What difference does that make?  You liked your ranch dressing, didn’t you?  Well, that’s all that matters.  No sense getting all sentimental about how it’s made or the names of the furs that produce it.

    They pay us well enough.  It’s exhausting work, and you wake up sore every day.  Thank goodness for the days off; they let us recharge.

    Home life?  Ha!  You’re funny.  Not that I would mate anybody; no, my offspring would be doomed to the same existence I have.  It’s my place, and it would be their place, too.  Females?  They might not make ranch dressing, but they’d be milked nevertheless, probably for buttermilk.

    What’s my day like?

    …

    Are you sure you want to know?  Well, all right.  I’m up, whether I want to be or not, at 5:00 AM.  By then, they’ve got the milker attached.  These days, it’s typically what wakes me up.  The hands used to wake me up when they came in; I was a lighter sleeper then.  But now I can sleep through that.  The milker’s what wakes me up, softly sucking and tugging to get me out of my sheath.

    What’s it feel like?  Well, good, I guess, at first.  Or at least it used to.  I remember being both nervous and excited the first time.  I was so hard, they had trouble getting it on, but finally they got it shoved over my cock, one strap around my balls and two straps between my legs, around my thighs, and back to hold it in place.  I practically started producing before they even turned it on!

    And then they did turn it on, and oh, fuck, it was amazing!  It felt like the softest, finest pussy you’ve ever fucked, slick, velvet-satin, warm, and snug.  And it worked my whole shaft and head all at once.  It’s like it had a mind of its own.

    Oh, it did?  AI?  Huh, I always thought that meant “artificial insemination.”  I guess they’re making smart jerking machines now, too, huh?  Anything to increase production…

    Anyway, I didn’t last but about ten seconds with that thing on before I fired.  Could see the white stuff going through that tube, could feel the thing sucking it out of me, saw it collecting in that cup.  Didn’t have much time to watch the workings, though.  I began to feel pretty wobbly, and a hand was there in an instant to put me in braces.

    Now, mind you, I’d never been in braces before at the time, and I was pretty distracted by the fact that I’d just gotten off and this thing was still going.  It hurt, actually.  I told the hand about it, but he didn’t really pay  me much mind, just brought the funny-looking contraption over and tugged on one of my legs.  I kinda reflexively picked up my foot, and he latched my leg into the brace just quick as lightning.  Felt weird, having one leg up and locked in like that and the other one down.  Thought I was gonna fall over or something, but he kinda tugged on the other leg, and just as easy as pie, I picked it up, and he locked it into the brace, too.  At that point, my dicks’s still hard and that crazy thing is still on it, but at least I’m not wobbly anymore.

    What’s what?  The braces?  Oh, yeah.  They say we horses produce better if we stand up.  It would have been a lot more comfortable to sit in a nice, comfortable chair or lying on my back or something, but you know: the customers want their ranch dressing, and management wants us to make as much raw material as they can get out of us.  Besides, they can fit more of us in the space if we stand.  But I digress.  The braces keep us standing up and balance us.  It’s kind of a surreal feeling at first.  They grip you so that they don’t pinch or cut off circulation, but you can’t move an inch.  The good thing is, you can totally relax and just kinda float there.  Your dick does get sore standing out that hard for so long, though.  But like I said, the pay is good, and your hands are free, so you can play on your phone or whatever.  They actually used to encourage me to look at porn and even supplemented my phone bill for the extra data.  I guess they don’t need me to do that anymore, now that I’ve advanced.

    So, yeah, they put me in braces, but they still haven’t done anything about the thing on my dick.  I begin fumbling around, trying to take it off.  Boy, that got their attention real quick!  This big guy comes over, bison, I think, or maybe buffalo.  Gives me a stern look and tells me to leave it right where it is.  I tell him it hurts, and he says I’ll get used to it.

    Why didn’t I leave?  Well, I’d agreed to an hour of it, and like I said, it had only been a few seconds.  And I needed the money.  Rent was expensive, and when you’re a horse, you have horse-sized food bills.  And for what they were paying me for the hour, hell, I figured I could handle a bit of pain.  So I said “yessir” and let it alone.

    Well, darned if I didn’t start feeling ready again a few minutes later.  The overstimulation just kinda continued at a dull pace for a few minutes, and then all of a sudden, I felt myself cumming all over again.  Not much warning; I suddenly felt super pent-up, my balls ached a second, and then it felt like taking a piss when you’ve needed to go for a long time.  I felt kinda light-headed and…

    …Oof, one sec….

    …Whoo, okay.  Yeah, felt kinda like that.  Kinda light-headed, a little woozy, and relieved.  But that damn machine…

    …it keeps…

    Grr…

    Mmph…sorry.  Oww….

    Hmmmm….one sec…

    Phew, okay.  The damn machine keeps going, and it hurts for a minute or so after you get off.  I heard from some of the other studs that they do that on purpose to toughen us up.  I tell ya, I’ve been here a year, and I guess it works: they started me off with a quart-sized container.  I filled that up pretty easily the first day.  Took a couple of milkings, but I filled it up.  When they replaced it, it was with a gallon-sized container.  Things were a lot slower the second day; things hurt more, I didn’t produce as much, and was really thinking of quitting.

    How did I end up there several days?  Oh, right.  Well, after I filled over half the quart container on my first milking, some tech came in and looked at it, and then a head honcho came over and talked to me.  He said they needed more producers like me and he wanted to run a test.  Would I consent to be milked again?  I had to admit, I was pretty sore that soon afterwards—you saw my reaction just now—but I did have bills to pay, and I didn’t have anything else lined up, so I told him okay, but I wasn’t sure if I could get off again that soon.  He said they had ways of “stimulating production.”

    That second one was pretty rough.  I didn’t realize that his idea of “stimulating production” was to put a cattle prod up my ass.  Hurt like fuck, but damn if that container didn’t fill to the top!  Came so hard that cum spurted out around my shaft.  Mercifully, that wasn’t supposed to happen, and so they had to take it off for cleaning.  My poor cock ran back into its sheath.

    But the head honcho, he was mighty impressed.  He clapped me on the shoulder and told me great job.  Seemed very enthusiastic.   Shook my hand and offered me the job.  My balls hurt a bit, but he said that would get better with time and practice.  Offered me a 4x bump in pay if I’d take the job.  I couldn’t turn that down.  So, here I am, a year later…

    But like I was saying, my production slowed down a lot the second day.  The guy next to me at the time had been here a long while, and he said it was normal your first week.  Your body had to get used to pumping it out like that.  Whatever you ate the week before you started work certainly wasn’t helping your volume or stamina, so the first week is the worst for everybody.  Great first day, shitty first week.  But by the second week, after eating the stuff they feed us for a week and getting into the swing of things, it does get better.  That first week it took me the whole week to fill the gallon container.

    My container?  Well, you’re leaning on it, of course!  No, that 55-gallon drum there.  Yeah, that’s all me in there.  What day is it?  Wednesday?  Ought to be about full.

    Whoo….

    …ohh, yeah.  Haaa.

    See?  Hear that…mmf!  buzzing sound?  Hrm…  Give it three…two…one…

    Harvey!  Right on time, brother.  Yeah, got it filled up.  Time for the other one.

    Wait…what the hell is that?!  Harvey, you’re breaking my balls here, man.  No, literally.  Well, no, not literally, but you know what I mean.  You don’t want to come by anymore?  You’re the only company I get besides this guy here.  Oh, I see.  Well, management knows best, I suppose.  I’ll miss ya, bud.

    Sorry you had to witness that.  Apparently management in its infinite wisdom has decided that instead of having old Harvey come over twice a week to change out my drum, they’re just gonna hook me up to some kind of central tank somewhere.  It’s kinda rough being top producer.  Kinda lonesome.  I remember a year ago when I was first getting started, I could chat with my neighbors in between milkings, and hell, they only happened two or three times a day, so it wasn’t so bad.  Sleep here, eat here, get turned loose a few hours a day to keep up our strength.  Get milked, and every other milking or so, a nice hand would come by and chat with me while he changed out my container.  Not awful.  Didn’t have to pay rent anymore, that’s for sure, and didn’t have those feed bills, either.

    What do I do with the money?  Oh, I—oh, hang on one second; time to eat.

    Bleaugh, not the best stuff, but it’s nutritious and keeps me pumping.  I sure do miss grass and oats, though.  Sure would be nice to get out of here.  Oh, no, I can’t leave.  Well, I could, but then there’d be no work for me.  Furs don’t really like seeing us ranch-producers after we retire from the ranch factory.  I guess it makes them feel weird that they’ve been eating what was inside me; I dunno.  How do they know?  I dunno; they just know somehow, you know?  In any case, I can’t leave until I have enough saved up to retire.  And the money’s good, but it’s still a ten-year commitment, really.  Yeah, that’s with me being top producer.  That guy I told you about earlier?  He’d been here twenty years already.

    Where is he now?  Huh.  I don’t rightly know.  They moved me out of there when I started filling a drum; there wasn’t space for it.  I suspect he’s around here somewhere, though.

    Anyway, what was I saying?  Oh, my day.  Well, the milker does come off overnight.  I’m on first and second shift, so I get it off overnight.  Most only work one shift.  But anyway, they take it off when I’m not working so that my dick can breathe a bit, and they put balm on it to keep it from chafing.  That is the worst pain ever.  So, 5:00 AM, they put that thing on.  Yeah, I sleep in the braces.  I dunno; I haven’t been horizontal since I started here.  Just get used to being upright all the time, I guess.  The milker getting started is what usually wakes me up, and by the time I’m thinking about breakfast, the first milking’s over.  Then they feed me, and then there’s another milking.  And that’s pretty much the whole rest of the day.  On average, they take about a pint every six minutes or so while I’m working.  I guess that thing where they deliberately keep the milker going right after we cum is working out after all.  Never thought I’d be able to cum 160 times a day, heh.

    Well, thank you for taking the time to interview me.  I’m sorry to cut it all short, but I’m getting behind.  I should’ve been off a couple more times already, and if they’re hooking me up to the tank, I suspect they’re gonna expect me to pump it out a little more frequently.  But feel free to come back anytime and visit the Hidden Ranch Equine Collection Center.  I’m sure if you stop by the reception desk, they’ll give you a free sample of our world-famous ranch dressing.  From me?  Oh, no, sorry, but I’ve got to keep the milker on.  Company policy, you know…

  • Anything I Can Do

    February 18, 2018

    A friend of mine and I were talking, and he said, “You know what’d make a really good story?” Well, I won’t give it away, but suffice to say, I agreed that it would make a really good story, and here’s the result.  I haven’t proofread it at all; it’s hot off the press, just-written.  Y’all let me know what you think…


    John leaned against the fence, watching the mares in their pasture. Some chased each other off, while others grazed on their own, minding their own business. But a common energy united them all: it was that time of month, their foals had all been weaned, and it was time for a new batch.

    John could see it in the way they winked at each other. Most did it subtly, like an involuntary muscle reflex that just happened as they grazed, but some were more overt about it, lifting their tails, squatting, and pissing for the more alpha mares. Some of these took the bait and mounted their horny pasture mates, but most just pinned their ears and ran the lesser mares off: they were themselves horny, and impotently mounting other mares would only make it worse.

    What the mares didn’t know but that John did was that the stallion who had long served the ranch had been retired and sent to another ranch. He’d sired some beautiful, smart, and strong foals, but the ranch was now saturated with his genes, and the owners didn’t want any incestuous relations. Finding a suitable stud worthy of being his successor had proven more difficult than anybody expected, and this was the result: a bunch of horny mares milling around in anticipation of something that wouldn’t be forthcoming anytime in the near future.

    John felt sorry for them.

    Now, what the mares knew but John didn’t was that just as he was watching them, someone was watching him from behind.

    And making the decision that he’d do nicely.

    “Hi, John, right?”

    John jumped a little bit at the voice, turning to see a pretty lady with long sandy-brown hair.

    “I, um, yes,” he replied, turning to face her. “I hope I’m not intruding; I just like watching the horses.”

    “No, no, not a problem at all!” the woman said cheerfully. She extended her hand. “I’m Jessica,” she said by way of introduction. “I’m one of the trainers.

    John nodded and smiled. “Pleased to meet you,” he said. “I’ve seen you giving lessons before.”

    Jessica nodded. “The reason I came over was to ask if you’d help me with something.” She gestured toward the barn.

    “Sure! Anything I can do to be of help,” John said elatedly. I’m going to get to help with horse stuff! Awesome!

    John didn’t have any real experience with horses; he was drawn to them but couldn’t afford even to take lessons. He’d always settled for watching them from a distance and occasionally scratching one if she came within reach. But how was his chance to actually be involved!

    Jessica led him off to the barn. It was bigger in person than it looked from a distance. He frowned slightly as she led him past all the stalls and into an office. He hadn’t anticipated that the barn needed clerical help.

    “What did you need help with?” he asked curiously, taking a seat in front of a large wooden desk.

    “Oh, we’ll get to that in a minute,” Jessica said. “But first I have to get you to sign a waiver saying that you release us from liability if you get hurt while here. It’s just a standard form that management makes everybody fill out before they can come on the property.”

    “Oh, okay,” John said.

    Jessica handed him the form and a pen, and a John signed it without bothering to read it. He didn’t notice how tense Jessica looked when she handed him the form or how relieved she looked when he handed it back to her.

    “Okay, great!” she said, quickly tucking the form away in a file cabinet. She stood and gestured towards the door.

    John followed her out of the office, through the barn aisle, and into a very large stall. He stopped abruptly. “What the hell is that?!” he asked, staring at a large piece of machinery suspended from the ceiling. It looked like some kind of futuristic space laser or something that had no business in a horse barn.

    “That’s what we need your help with,” Jessica said casually, reaching behind him to close the stall door. It latched closed with a resounding thud.

    “Well, uh, I’m happy to help,” John said nervously. The slam of the door behind him was not reassuring. “What can I do?”

    “Oh, it’s really easy,” Jessica said as she stepped behind a partition in the stall for a minute.

    The laser turned on with a soft whirring noise, and John’s heart skipped a beat.

    “I need to calibrate this,” Jessica explained, stepping into the middle of the room and inviting John to join her. The laser was right above them. “Do you see that little light up there, right next to the pointy thing?” She asked, pointing.

    John squinted and nodded.

    “I need to make some adjustments until that light turns from yellow to green. I can do it myself, but it’s really tedious going back and forth to check it, then adjust it, then check it again. I figured since you were here, I’d get your help, if you wouldn’t mind, and it’d go a lot faster.”

    “Oh, okay,” John said, visibly relieved but a little disappointed. He’d hoped to help with the horses somehow. “So I just tell you what color the light is?”

    Jessica nodded and stepped to the side. “Yeah,” she said, gently moving him by the shoulders to stand right under the device. “You need to stand right under it, or it will throw the calibration off. Will you do that for me?”

    John nodded and smiled. “Sure,” he said. If nothing else, she’s easy on the eyes, he thought to himself.

    Jessica stepped back behind the partition, and the machine suddenly made a loud clunking noise. The whirring got louder.

    “Don’t worry about the noise,” Jessica called out over the din. “It’s just warming up for calibration.”

    “What does this thing do?” John called back, but Jessica must not have heard him.

    “Okay, what color is it?” She called.

    “It’s still yellow,” John hollered back.

    There was a clank from the machine, and the pointy laser thing shifted a little forward of him.

    “How about now?” Jessica called.

    “Still yello—wait, no, now it’s red,” John called back.

    Another clank, and the laser moved back a bit.

    “Now?”

    “Green. Perfect!”

    “Okay, great. Now one more calibration. How about now?”

    The light had turned yellow again, John told her.

    With another clank, the laser head moved to the left. The light turned red.

    “It’s red,” John called out.

    The head moved to the right, and the light turned green.

    “It’s green!” John called out.

    “Okay, great! Be right there,” Jessica called.

    Suddenly John saw a bright light come from the laser, and he felt his body grow warm and pleasantly tingly. His skin glowed.

    “Uh, Jessica?” John called out nervously, “is it supposed to do that?” He was so transfixed by what was happening that he didn’t think to step out of the way.

    A moment later, the laser stopped, and Jessica stepped out.

    “Thanks, John!” she said, squeezing his bicep appreciatively through his shirt. “That saved me a good hour!”

    “What was that?” John asked.

    “What was what?” Jessica asked intently.

    “That light, that feeling…” John trailed off and then looked at her expectantly.

    “Oh, I wouldn’t worry about it,” Jessica said reassuringly. She led him out of the stall. He wasn’t sure why she’d closed the door behind them before, but everything seemed okay now, and he was glad to have been helpful.

    “Oh, one other thing,” Jessica said. John raised his eyebrows curiously. “I know you like watching the horses, but did you ever want to pet one? I figure it’s the least I can do for your help…”

    John’s eyes lit up, and a huge grin spread across his face. “Yeah! I’d love to!” he said enthusiastically.

    Jessica laughed and led him to another stall. In it was a big, bay mare. She looked up from grazing, looking over her shoulder at them when they entered. As soon as she saw him, she spread her legs and lifted her tail.

    “Esmeralda!” Jessica laughed, “That’s a mighty fine way to greet someone new!” Turning to John, she chucked, “I’m sorry; we lost our last stud, and now the mares are all beside themselves.” She gestured to Esmeralda, motioning for John to approach.

    The mare turned to face him and sniffed his face curiously. John snickered and moved his hand forward to pet her. He could feel the strength in her neck as she continued to check him out. Her coat was shiny and soft; it felt good under his fingers. He found himself scratching her harder and harder.

    Suddenly, she reached forward and began gently mouthing his shoulder in time to his scratching, scratching him back.

    “Aww, she likes you!” Jessica laughed. “I’ll leave you two to it.” She stepped out of the stall and closed and latched it behind her.

    John continued to scratch the mare, delighting in the closeness he felt when she scratched him back.  It wasn’t long before he wanted to bite her back, to use his teeth to really scratch her shoulder.  He slowly buried his face in her shoulder and then began gently working his jaw, not caring about the horse hair that got in his mouth.

    He didn’t really notice how she seemed to shrink, how he had to lean his head down to keep scratching her, how his hands moved under him and his fingers merged together and hardened to become hooves.  He didn’t notice how he suddenly could smell her better, could interpret things that he’d never have guessed before, like just how long it had been since she’d been bred.  One year, twenty-five days, her body seemed to tell him.

    And for her part, Esmeralda didn’t do anything to tell John about how he was changing, either.  That is, until the transformation was complete.

    To John, it had been a wonderful way to spend…however long it was.  He’d loved on a horse; she’d loved back on him, and he felt utterly peaceful.  But when he went to take a step back, something suddenly wasn’t right.

    Where are my hands?! He asked, suddenly panicked.  He backed up awkwardly, not used to walking on four hooves, and quickly bumped into the wall of the stall behind him.   He turned to try to get away, but without hands, he couldn’t get the door open.

    “Jessica!  Jessica, help!” he cried out, but all that came from his lips were panicked whinnies.

    It was now that Esmeralda decided to let on that she knew what was going on.  She backed up to where her butt was right next to John’s equine muzzle.

    John quit screaming immediately.  That smell was overpowering.  Without even thinking, he lifted his upper lip.  And then the smell was really overpowering.  He moved his muzzle under her tail.  She squatted and pissed for him.  His cock immediately emerged from his sheath and swayed under him.  He could think of nothing else now: he needed to be inside of her.  He nudged her butt and nipped at her hocks to get her to take a step forward, and then as soon as she was clear, he leapt up on her, thrusting hard with his hips.

    His cock stabbed her backside a few times, but then it abruptly found home, and he plunged into her up to his balls.  Her velvety, moist, hot vulva squeezed around his cock as she pushed back, driving him deeper into her.  He grunted and whinnied at the feeling, and then his balls contracted, his tail flagged, and he shot his genes deep into her womb.  His head felt cloudy, and he rested on her back just a moment before dismounting, his cock pulling out and letting a flood of his semen flow out of Esmeralda’s now-sated pussy before slurping back up into his sheath.

    With that urgent need now taken care of, John felt his wits return to him.  Oh, shit!  I just fucked a horse! He cursed himself.  What the fuck?!  Jessica will be furious!  I’ll never be able to watch the horses again!  What if she calls the police?!  He began to pant, his huge chest and barrel heaving, to the point that Esmeralda nickered at him curiously.  She, of course, was feeling great: it had been so long since she’d been bred, and John had definitely done the job.

    John was just about to whinny out for Jessica again when he caught her out of the corner of his eye, looking smug.  The hell?  He turned to face her.

    “Well, John, it looks like you’ve got the gist of your new role here,” she said with a wry smile.

    “But what happened to me?  Why am I a horse?” John tried to ask, but all that came out was a series of grunts, snorts, and half-whinnies.

    Jessica put her hand up and shook her head.  “Don’t try to talk, John,” she said.  “You can’t.  But I assume you’re wondering why you’re a horse.  Stomp your foot once for yes, and two for no.”

    John stomped once.

    Jessica nodded.  “I’m afraid I haven’t been completely honest with you,” she said.  “The help we needed wasn’t to calibrate the laser; that was just a distraction to get you under it.”

    John snorted.  Figures.

    “What we really need from you, John, is for you to keep doing what you just did: knocking up all the mares.  As you know, our last stud left, and we needed some new genes.  I’ve been watching you watch the horses for a few months now, and in our last staff meeting, I suggested that we use your genes.

    “But I didn’t say you could!” John snorted and huffed.

    “You should read what you sign, John,” Jessica said, giving him a knowing wink.  “While we do get everybody to sign an indemnity form, that was not what you signed.  It was printed in big letters at the top: ‘Breeding Agreement’.”

    John hesitated.

    “Since you didn’t bother to read it, I’ll tell you what it said: basically, you agreed to be turned into a horse, you agreed to live here as a horse until all of the mares are bred, and you agree to service each of them as many times as it takes to ensure they all carry your foals.”

    John’s jaw—even as a horse—dropped.

    “You are such a sweet guy,” Jessica laughed.  “But not too bright.  Fortunately, your predecessor was about as bright as they come.  He could be a bit of an asshole, though.  We picked you for your disposition and work ethic, not your brains.  Hopefully with your genes in the mix, your foals will have it all: beauty, brains, work ethic, and sweet disposition.”

    John flicked his tail.

    “Oh, come now, it’s not that bad,” Jessica chided him.  “Your first one went flawlessly, and I must say,” Jessica gushed, “you certainly are a big boy.  You must’ve been pretty well-off as a human.”  She glanced to either side to make sure nobody was around and then leaned forward and whispered, “if you behave yourself, I might let you take me after we get you turned back human.”

    John’s ears pricked up, and his cock peeked out of his sheath.  He fidgeted, wanting to cover himself, but that wasn’t possible in the stall.

    “Don’t be bashful, John,” Jessica teased.  “Your whole job here is to be a stud.  If you’ll agree to behave yourself, I’ll let you go get started.  Do you understand?”

    John stomped once.

    “Good.  Now, there are going to be some ground rules,” she said.  “No kicking at the mares, and no leaving any marks on them.  You can bite them to get a grip or to tease them, but I don’t want you being aggressive.  You be a gentleman.  Understand?”

    John stomped again.

    “Good boy.  Now some of the mares are virgins, so they’re not going to know what’s going on.  I want you to be extra gentle with them because if this gets scary, it’ll be harder to breed them in the future.  Not all of them are going to be as willing as Esmeralda here, but you just take your time and get them in the mood.  Understand?”

    John stomped again, but then he hesitated and stomped twice.

    “Problem, John?” Jessica asked.

    John moved his lips and made incoherent horse noises.

    Jessica just laughed.  “You can’t speak, John.  Let’s see if we can figure out what’s on your mind.  Do you agree to be gentle?”

    John stomped once.

    “Are you unsure about the virgins?”

    One stomp.

    “Are you wanting to know how you know which ones are virgins?”

    Two stomps.

    “Do you want to be aggressive with the virgins?”

    Two emphatic stomps.

    “Are you unsure about how to treat the virgins?”

    One stomp.

    “Well, gently, John.  I said that earlier.”

    Two stomps.

    “Yes, I did.”

    John huffed.

    “Hmm.  Let’s try again.”  Jessica thought about it a minute.  “You want to know how to get the virgins in the mood, don’t you?” she asked at length.

    One stomp and a relieved sigh.

    “Ohh, okay,” Jessica chuckled.  “Tell you what, when it comes to that, I’ll go out with you and coach you.  Some of it will come naturally, but some of it I might be able to guide you on.  Fair?”

    One stomp.

    “All right.  Let’s go meet the ladies.”

    Jessica opened the door, and John moved forward to leave, but Jessica pushed on his neck.  “Uh, uh, John.  Back up.  There’s a good boy.”

    John looked at her, perplexed.

    “You’ve got to wear a halter, John, just like any stud.  Even though it’s you, we can’t have you running around the mare’s paddock without supervision.

    John would have blushed, if he’d been able.  He didn’t know Jessica was watching him when he’d taken Esmeralda; he didn’t know if he’d be able to mount anybody with Jessica literally holding his lead.

    His thoughts were quickly interrupted, however, as Jessica fastened the halter onto his face and clipped a lead rope to it.

    “Now you just take it nice and easy, John,” Jessica warned.  “No funny business, or I’ll have to use the crop on you, and I don’t want to do that.  Understand?”

    John stomped.

    She stepped through the door and led John out.  Esmeralda continued grazing on the hay in her stall; she had everything she wanted and no particular reason to leave.

    They walked down the long aisle of the barn, and when they came to the end, Jessica opened a gate and led him through.  He could smell the mares all around; their arousal flooded his senses and made him feel dizzy.  He felt his cock drop all on its own as he felt himself led up to a mare.  She leaned forward, and John shared breath with her.

    “Oh, fucking finally!” her breath seemed to say.  “Don’t waste any time, big guy!  Get up on top of me right now!”  Her body language seemed to agree, because she whirled to put her butt in his face, spilling her aroused urine down her legs as she went.

    It was too much for John.  He didn’t even need to raise his lip or tease her; he leapt right up onto her back and immediately hit home, driving himself deeply into her.

    “Fuck, yes!” she whinnied out, and John felt her clamp around his cock.

    “Fuuuck!” John screamed as his tail flagged and he felt his balls contract again, flooding her insides with his seed.  He huffed and slid off her backside.  She winked as his jism spilled out of her.

    “Don’t go too far,” she seemed to say.  “I’m gonna want round two pretty soon.”

    But it wasn’t up to John.  He felt his lead rope being tugged and suddenly came back to himself.

    “Very nicely done, John,” Jessica was saying.  “Two down, sixty-two to go.”

    John’s eyes bulged.  Sixty-two?!  There’s no way…

    “Not all at once, of course!” Jessica laughed.  “It’ll probably be a few days before everybody is done with round one.”

    Round…one?

    “Some of the mares don’t take the first time, John,” Jessica told him.  “Not even from a big stud like you.”  She grazed his belly, her fingers trailing over his sheath.

    John snorted lustily.

    “Well, well, two rounds down and already raring for a third, huh?” Jessica laughed.  “This might not take as long as I thought!”  She looked around the pasture.  Several mares had begun walking purposefully over toward him after catching a whiff of his cum spilling out of his most recent mare.

    “Let’s see just how many you can do,” Jessica said.  “Queue forms here, ladies!” she called out to the mares.

    They jostled for  position with the most alpha of them soon asserting herself over the others and presenting herself for John.  Her tail raised and listed off to the side.  Her vulva winked at him, and she looked over her shoulder as if to say, “Like what you see?  Time to pay up!”

    And John did just as the alpha mare ordered: he jumped up behind her and pushed himself inside.  But this mare was used to doing things her way.  She took a step forward, pulling John partly out of herself, and John had to step forward to push back inside.  Abruptly she stepped back, and John could feel her skin against his balls.  He came instantly with a delirious whinny of ecstasy.

    “Not bad,” the mare told him, “but next time, I get off first!”  She flicked her tail and told the next mare, “You’re up.”

    John went through ten of them.  On the tenth one, he slid off and couldn’t see straight.  His cock hung limply, too tired to suck itself back into his sheath.

    “Ohh, poor guy!” Jessica laughed, tugging gently on his lead rope.  “Come on, let’s get you out of here before the mares give you death by snu snu!”

    For once, John actually appreciated the lead rope.  He just let his body follow where it tugged and let his legs walk on auto-pilot.  He’d never had so much sex in his life, let alone all at once!

    “Your poor fillies will be so horny,” Jessica mused.  “The last guy could do two in an hour, as long as we gave him a long cool-down between them.  You just did ten of them in thirty minutes.  If your foals inherit your libido…” she trailed off, thinking pityingly about his offspring.

    They came back to the gate in the barn, and Jessica quickly led him through before the mares could pursue them.  Several leaned against the gate, their legs spread and pussies drooling.  “Wait!  What about us?  Don’t go!” they seemed to cry out piteously.

    John huffed tiredly.

    “You want to breed them, too, don’t you, big guy?” Jessica said compassionately.  She reached down to stroke his partly exposed cock.

    John winced and lifted his leg defensively.  Jessica backed up swiftly and put her hands up.

    “Whoa—whoa, there, John,” she said nervously.  “I’m sorry; I didn’t mean to push it with you.”

    John relaxed and put his hoof down.

    “So what was the huff for, then?” she asked, reaching forward to scratch his withers.

    John just looked at her.  He’d roll his eyes if he could.  Even he had learned that he couldn’t tell her that it was not wanting the mares to feel so desperate but being too tired to help them that had elicited his huff.

    Jessica put him into a stall and tossed some hay and grain in for him.  He immediately went to an auto-waterer and began drinking his fill.

    “Take it slow, John,” Jessica warned him.  “Don’t want you to founder on your first day!”

    John sighed and obeyed, slowing his quench of the raging thirst he’d worked up.

    “I’ll be back in an hour, John,” Jessica told him.  “Rest up; you’ve got a lot more mares to take care of!”  She took off his halter and stepped out of the stall, closing the door behind her.

    The idea of eating hay or grain had never crossed John’s mind before, but he felt his stomach gurgle and realized he was starving.  The hay smelled good—maybe not to eat, but definitely worth getting a closer whiff of—and as soon as his nose touched the dried grass, his lips seized it with a mind of their own and began devouring it mouthful after mouthful.

    After making it halfway through the hay, John realized he was bored.  Hay in, chew, chew, chew, swallow.  Hay in, lather, rinse, repeat.  He decided to check out the grain.  It also smelled good, but in a different way: like how a brownie and a steak both smell good but for different reasons.  He stuck his muzzle in the feed pan, and his eyes went wide.  This smelled good!  His lips deftly sucked a mouthful in, and he devoured all of the grain before he even realized it.

    And then there was hay.

    Oh, well, John shrugged to himself—or would have, if horses could shrug.  He took a drink of water and then went back to dutifully munching on the hay.  Bite after bite, it slowly disappeared, until there was none left.

    His belly full and his thirst sated, John cocked a back hoof and nodded off to sleep.

    *************

    “John…Joooohn?  Are you awake in there?”

    The voice seemed to come from far away.  John opened his eyes blearily and stretched.

    “Man, what a weird dream,” he mumbled to himself.  But only horse noises came out.

    John was wide awake.  Oh, shit, it wasn’t a dream!  He reflexively kicked at his stall and bolted forward, only to be stopped by the door.

    “Whoa, whoa, whoa, John!  Hey!” Jessica called out from the other side of the door.  “John, easy!”  She reached through the grating and rubbed his nose.

    Suddenly, John’s thoughts coalesced and he remembered what had happened.  The girl was Jessica, and she’d turned him into a horse so that he could breed the mares.  John shook his head.  It was a silly enough concept that he believed it had to have been a dream, but here he was, a horse, and here she was, talking him down off the ledge where his horse instincts had taken over and he’d bolted inside the stall she’d put him in just a short while before.  It had been a short while, right?

    “You had a good nap, it looks like, John,” Jessica said pleasantly to him, continuing to stroke his face.  “Everything coming back to you now?”

    John stomped his hoof in acknowledgment.

    “Good.  Then you remember that you’ve got a lot of ladies waiting for you, right?”

    John stomped again.  His cock, which had finally retreated to his sheath while he was eating, now peeked out again curiously.

    “Good, good.  And it looks like you’re ready to go take care of them!” Jessica noted, seeing the stud’s slight arousal.  “All right, John.  You know the drill: halter first.”

    John obediently put his head towards the door so that she could put the halter on him, clip the lead rope onto the halter, and lead him out.

    “I thought we’d try with some of the fillies,” Jessica told him, leading him the other way down the aisle.  “We’ll let you work with them one-on-one so that the other mares aren’t getting in the way.”

    She led him to a round pen.  A filly was already there and came up to him when he was led in.

    “Oh, hey, mister,” she said when he came over to share breath with her.  “Something’s happening to me.  I don’t know what it is, but I just feel like I need something.  Something about you tells me that you can give it to me.  Do you know what I need?”

    John would have laughed if he’d been human.  The filly’s directness and innocence tickled him.  “Well, I think so,” he said.  “I have to admit, I’m not sure exactly how all this is supposed to work, but let’s see if we can figure it out.”

    He moved from her face and nuzzled her shoulder with his lips, nipping the back of her front leg.

    “Oh!” the filly gasped.  Her legs spread, and she winked.  “That—that wasn’t it, but”—she sighed—”I think you’re getting closer.”

    “Am I?” John asked teasingly.  He moved his nose along her belly, eliciting a squeal of delight from the filly as he nipped in front of her back legs.

    “Ohh!” the filly cried.  “What is that?” she asked breathily as her arousal dribbled down her legs.

    “That’s your body,” John said huskily, “saying that you want to stop being a filly and become a mare.”  His cock throbbed hard, and it was everything he could do not to leap on her right then and there.

    “Easy, John,” Jessica warned.  John had forgotten she was there, but now that he thought about it, he could smell her arousal, too.  She’s a voyeur.  That’s hot.

    “Would you like to become a mare?” John asked the filly.

    She seemed to nod.  “I think so,” she said.  “But I’m not sure.”

    “Let’s see if I can convince you,” John said.  He moved back further and stuck his nose up under her tail.

    The filly let loose a stream of excited piss, and John almost blacked out from anticipation.  But instead of mounting her, he stuck his tongue out and licked her pussy from bottom to top, letting his tongue slip between her lips and tease her clit.  She groaned and let out another stream right onto John’s tongue.

    “Ohh!  Fuck, mister!” the filly cried out piteously.  “I don’t know what becoming a mare is, but do it!  Do it to me!  Please, right now!  I can’t stand it anymore!”

    John needed no other encouragement.  “Just be still, and it’ll be over soon,” he told her kindly before his mind clouded over.  He leapt up onto her, and although she was a bit skittish, she stood for him.  He poked a couple of times and then found his mark.

    “Ow!” the filly cried as he severed her hymen.  But her whinny of pain quickly became a squeal of pleasure as she felt his thick cock pushing into her, filling her full.  Her body clamped down on him, and he doused her insides with his seed.

    Both filly and stallion basked in the afterglow a few moments before John slid down off her back.

    “Ohh, mister,” the filly said in a voice that quivered with ecstasy, “I hope you’ll make a mare of me again sometime.”

    “It would be my pleasure,” John nickered back to her as she was led out, her tail held high and their shared orgasmic fluids painting the insides of her legs.

    “John,” Jessica said, her voice husky, “that was so unnatural.  I’ve never seen a stud lick a filly’s pussy before, but…mmf!”—she squirmed and squeezed her legs together—”It did the trick.  She glanced around and said, “I can’t wait until we turn you human again.  I need you to take care of me right now.  No fucking; just licking.  Think you can do that?”

    John snorted; his cock had been out since he first heard the tone of her voice, but reluctantly he let it slide back into his sheath.  He stomped once.

    “Such a perfect gentleman,” Jessica cooed.  “Such a selfless, perfect gentleman.”  She tossed a square bale into the round pen and stepped inside.  Not standing on ceremony, she unzipped her boots and took them off, laying them next to the bale.  She stripped  her jodhpurs off and lay them on top of her boots, and lastly, she took off her panties and tossed them on her jodhpurs.

    Her smell immediately overwhelmed John, and he shook his head to keep it from clouding over.  His cock thrust itself back out, despite his efforts.  He gave several warning stamps; he couldn’t hold it together.

    “John, what’s wrong?” Jessica asked.  John backed away and turned his back to her, deeply inhaling the fresh air to calm his mind.  At last he sighed and turned around again, careful to keep out of scent range.

    “Don’t you want this?” Jessica asked, looking hurt.

    John stamped emphatically.

    “Then why don’t you take it?” Jessica pressed, looking at him curiously.

    John stamped twice, then paused, then stamped twice again.  “No, no!”

    “Are you afraid you’ll hurt me?” Jessica asked.

    John stamped.

    “Will you try to fuck me?” she asked.

    John hesitated.  He stomped once, then twice, then once, then twice.

    Jessica smiled wanly.  “You don’t think you can control it, do you?” she asked.  She sighed.  “Well, all right,” she said wistfully, putting her clothes back on.

    With her clothes back on, the smell wasn’t quite so overpowering.  She came over to John and petted his nose.

    “Thank you,” she said, “for being a gentleman and looking out for me, even after I tricked you into turning into a horse.”

    John sighed.  The idea of using his size to take advantage of her was unconscionable, unthinkable to him.  But he liked the feel of her hand on his nose.

    “I’m sorry to do this, John,” Jessica told him, continuing to pet his nose, “but it was bound to happen eventually.  I need you to breed Bertha.”

    John pricked his ears up curiously.

    “She’s…well, she’s not very nice to the studs,” Jessica said.  “I think she hates all guys, men included, and I think she hates the fact that she goes into heat even more.  I guess she feels like her body’s betraying her.  As a result”—Jessica sighed—”she takes it out on her suitors until she’s bred.  She’s a little better afterwards, but…just be careful, okay?”

    John swallowed and gave a hesitant hoof-stomp.

    “No halter for this one, John.  I want you to be able to get out of the way if you need to.  Just, take care of you, okay?” Jessica said, looking into his eyes.

    John stomped his hoof.

    Jessica disappeared and came back moments later with a huge chestnut mare who, as soon as she saw John, alternately stopped and squatted and pinned her ears and bared her teeth at him.  John quickly retreated to the back of the round pen to let her get inside and settled.

    That did not take long.  As soon as the door latched, the mare took off after him, ears pinned, trying to kick at him.

    “Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, easy, you crazy bitch!” John cried as he did his best to stay out of range of her flying hooves.

    “You!  You look like a horse but talk like a man!” Bertha snarled.  “I hate men!”

    “Look, lady, I dunno what they did to you, but I’m not them,” John retorted, dodging as a hoof sailed past his ear.

    “You’re all the same, you men,” Bertha lashed out venomously.  “Feel me up, breed me, get your rocks off, and go.  Leave me hornier than I was before we started!”  She aimed a kick at John’s crotch, which he quickly dodged.

    “Look, Bertha, I’m sorry, okay?  I’ve only been a horse for like an hour and a half, but I promise, if you stop kicking at me and just talk this out like civilized…erm…horses…I’ll do whatever I can to try to get you off, okay?  I’m not gonna lie; these hormones are super strong—like blackout strong—but if it’ll prove to you that I’m not one of them, I’ll do it, okay?”

    “Promises, promises!” Bertha spat.

    The battle waged for a good hour before Bertha was finally too tired to kick anymore.  John was glad for the chance to rest.

    “Shall we get this over with?” he asked matter-of-factly.  “They’re not gonna let us out of here until we do, and your pussy isn’t gonna stop winking until I put my cock in it.”

    “Yeah, fine, whatever,” Bertha said begrudgingly.  “Hopefully you’re bigger than the last prick that got stuck in me.”

    “Promise not to kick me?” John asked warily.

    Bertha sighed.

    “Bertha, I’m not gonna mount you until you promise not to kick me,” John pressed.  “I’ve been as nice as I can be to you, given the circumstances, and I’m just asking for you to return the favor.”

    “Okay, fine,” Bertha snapped tiredly.  “I promise not to kick you.”

    “Okay,” John said.

    Despite Bertha’s blustering, her physical display of arousal was more pronounced than any of the other mares or fillies had been so far.  Her tail listed higher and further to the side, and her pussy winked almost violently.  John couldn’t help but be aroused now that she was standing for him.

    “Bertha?” John asked.

    “What?” the mare replied flatly.

    “I’m gonna try something.  Tell me if this feels good, but don’t kick me, okay?”

    “I said I wouldn’t!” Bertha protested, but her protest ended in a slight gasp.  “Ohh.”

    John licked inside of Bertha, letting his tongue tease over her clit before slurping itself deeper inside to tease her G-spot.

    Bertha grunted.  “Oh!” she cried as her juices flooded out around John’s tongue.

    He felt his head getting cloudy, but he sucked his tongue in, gritted his teeth, and willed himself to stay in control.  He stuck his tongue back out and lapped at her again, massaging the inside and outside of her pussy.

    “Ohh, John,” Bertha mumbled as another orgasm shook her body, “thank you.”  Her body language suddenly looked not only non-threatening but receptive.  “You can breed me now,” she hinted.

    John took the invitation and mounted her.  Once he was inside, she clamped down, and she was violent!  He screamed out in surprise and over-stimulated ecstasy as she squeezed him so hard that it stopped his cum for a second before letting it explode out of him.  Without thinking, he bit her neck—hard.

    “Such a man,” Bertha rumbled under him, but her tone was different, almost dreamy.

    John was glad she wasn’t mad about the bite; he wasn’t ready to let go, yet.  His tail flagged and he shot her full of foals and then let go of her neck and slid off her with a groan.

    No sooner was he off her back than Bertha turned around abruptly.  John was too tired to move quickly, so he just winced, bracing himself for her to bite him.  Instead, she smiled and nuzzled his shoulder.  “You do that every time we breed,” she said, “and I’ll be your friend forever.”  She began to scratch his shoulder with her teeth, and John, caught off guard, smiled and scratched her back.

    “Wow.  That was”—Jessica began, shaking her head in amazement—”I’ve never seen her do that before.  She gets to where she can be bred, but she never actually shows affection to anyone!  You must be quite the ladies’ stallion, John,” she teased.

    John nickered and beamed.

    “I saw you holding yourself back, John,” Jessica hinted.  “I saw you wanting to just mount her and be done with it at the end, but you didn’t.  You held it back.”  She stroked his belly and let her hand graze down to his sheath.

    John held his breath and felt his cock stir.

    “I think you have more self-control than you give yourself credit for,” Jessica continued, stroking his cock as it emerged.  I think you could get me off if you put your mind to it.”  She looked at him plaintively.  “Won’t you give it a chance?  I trust you, John.  Won’t you trust yourself?”

    John sighed.  He did want to get her off.  Of course, he wanted to fuck her silly, too, and as a human, no less, but since that wasn’t going to happen, he could at least see what she tasted like…  He gave a tentative stomp.

    “Thank you, John!” Jessica beamed, wrapping her arms around his neck.  In no time, she’d kicked off her clothes again and sat on the hay bale.

    “Okay, John,” she said.  “Take it slowly; don’t overwhelm yourself,” she said encouragingly.

    John stepped forward.  Already he could smell her and could feel the fog at the corners of his mind, trying to make him succumb to blind instinct.  He fought it off and took another step forward.  She was beautiful, he thought, and her shaven sex was so perfectly formed, with the clitoris already sticking up in arousal.  He felt his cock throb hard.

    An idea suddenly came to him, and he smiled to himself.  He knew how he was going to get through this.

    Emboldened by his idea, he stepped up to her.  Jessica gasped in surprise at his sudden forwardness as he leaned his head down to graze her vaginal lips with his mouth.  The skin was soft and supple, and it smelled and tasted like human arousal.  His lip curled up and he let himself bask in the fog of carnal instinct.  Without warning, he thrust his tongue up inside of her, and she cried out in surprise and shocked bliss.  His tongue drove further into her, mercilessly rubbing her G-spot and seeking her cervix.  Still deeper he pressed as she moaned and gasped, impaled by the equine tongue.

    When he felt himself bottom out, he knew what he had to do.  He began to flick his hard cock against his belly.  As he did, he stroked her insides with his tongue in time to his flicking.  Jessica’s breathing turned ragged, and a whimper escaped her lips.

    “Oh, nono,” she moaned, feeling her orgasm drawing near.  “No, it’s too soon,” she mumbled breathlessly.

    But John’s tongue was relentless and would not be denied by her.  As she scooted further up on the hay bale to get away from him, he pressed on ever further, ever deeper.

    Jessica’s climax hit.  With a cry, she gripped the hay bale in desperation, and John’s tongue flicked out to mercilessly rub her clit.  Jessica screamed, sending John over the edge.  His belly-slapping finally paid off, and he showered her with his cum as his own climax roared through him.  Jessica collapsed on the hay bale, her hair a mess and her body covered in sweat and horse jizz.

    “Fuck, John,” Jessica mumbled hazily in the afterglow.  John licked her pussy, and she squirmed and closed her legs tightly.  “You’re a naughty horse,” she murmured.

    At last, she picked herself up, brushed the hair and hay out of her face, and kissed John on the nose.  “You’re a good boy, and a great man,” she said appreciatively to him.  “Let’s get you back to your stall.  I think you’ve had enough for one day.”

    John snorted out a chuckle and stomped once.  He could go again, but after all of the new experiences, he was pretty tired.  Jessica didn’t even put his halter back on.  She just led him to his stall, gave him fresh grain and hay, and told him good night.

    There’d be hell to pay when he turned human again, John mused, but for now, this was a pretty good life.  After he finished his dinner and got a good drink to hold him overnight, he drifted off into a peaceful sleep.  No dream could ever be as good as his life was right now.

  • Santa’s Little Helpers’ Little Helper

    February 18, 2018

    Now, I didn’t tell you this, but there aren’t any female reindeer at Santa’s workshop, and, well, the guys get kinda…well, you know. That’s where I come in. I help the reindeer so they can help Santa.

    It all starts about two months before Christmas. Until then, life is pretty easy for the boys. For the most part, they take care of each other, and other than feeding them and giving them rub-downs to make them feel good, my life is pretty laid-back. But come November, things change.

    Of course, you know that the guys have a lot of flying to do on Christmas Eve. With billions of people to visit, it’s a lot of miles, and the guys have to be in tip-top condition to make it happen. That’s why November 1st, they all start training hardcore for the big night, and they train around the clock, six days a week. The seventh day, they sleep all day to get their energy back up, and then it’s another week of it. Seven and a half grueling weeks, the night from hell, and then the rest of the year they have off.

    During those weeks, I’m pretty much busy 24/7, too. Between feeding them (they get fed twelve times a day), patching them up when they injure themselves (with training that hard, injuries are bound to happen), and rubbing them down to reinvigorate their strength, it keeps me on my toes. But the one thing that occupies me the most is keeping their minds on the job.

    It’s a lot of extra exercise, and when they really get to it, it really stirs their hormones. Combine that with the fact that their trainer likes to pit them against each other competitively, and their hormones are raging! The competitiveness has caused problems in the past when they’ve tried to relieve each other: the tops go too hard on the bottoms, and the guys end up injured. So, my job is to give them an outlet. If they go too hard on me, I can take it. My coat’s been beaten up a few times, and Donner actually broke my tail one time, but it’s all for the cause.

    First up, Donner. He’s the strongest, and it’s obvious his hormones rage the hardest. Anytime I hear him yelling at the guys, I know it’s time to go take care of him. He started early this morning, 6:00 AM. Sun wasn’t even up, and he was already at it.

    “Get your head out of your ass, Blitzen, or I’ll stick my dick so far up there, you’ll have to pull your head out of Rudolph’s ass!”

    “Whoa, whoa, whoa!” I yell, making a time-out sign. “Sorry to interrupt, Coach, but I’d better take care of this.”

    “About time, Luke,” Coach says. “Get him back in the game as quick as you can.”

    “Yessir,” I reply. “Come on, Donner!” I say, giving him my best “come hither” look, spreading my legs, and lifting my tail. “No, Comet, not yet.”

    Donner snorts and paws the ground and then comes over, muttering under his breath about Blitzen. He stands next to me, and I quickly stick my head under him and lick his crotch, coaxing his prick out. It doesn’t take long until he’s fully erect. He’s settled down a bit now and isn’t muttering anymore.

    “All right, big guy,” I say, flipping back around and bracing for impact. “Let’s get you off.”

    Good old Donner doesn’t have to be told twice. He’s on my back in a flash, and all it takes is a couple of thrusts before he yells, “Oh, fuck, yeah!” and shoots inside of me. No sooner does he finish than he shakes his head, and he’s back in the game, trotting back to his place, ready to train some more.

    I wince and tighten up a bit; he’s pretty forceful, but fortunately, he’s the only one who really hurts. Suffice to say, it takes me a bit longer to get over there than it does him.

    As soon as I get back, I shake my head. turns out Donner was right; Blitzen doesn’t have his head in the game, but it’s not his fault. The poor guy’s being seduced hard by Rudolph, who after every exercise flicks his tail and looks over his shoulder, his nose glowing like the red light districts in Amsterdam. Only difference is, he’d pay you to fuck him.

    “Come on, Rudolph,” I call. “Your turn, buddy.”

    His ears prick up and he whimpers needily. “Oh, finally,” he breathes, flipping himself around and spreading his legs.

    His cock is already out and dripping, but I ignore it and stick an antler right up his ass.

    “Ohh!” he gasps, spreading a little wider.

    Now he’s the perfect height, and I jump up on his back, moving my legs around to try to find his ass. I poke his butt a bit, and then I poke and sink inside a little bit. Fuck, he feels good, but no time to sit and enjoy it; I’ve got to get him back to his exercise! I angle my hips a little bit to let me hit his prostate. Then I feel it with my dick, a little hard lump. I aim for it as I pull back and thrust in. Bullseye!

    “Ohh, ahh!” Rudolph cries, his ass clamping around my cock, and I have to really focus not to get off.

    I’m one of those that once I’m off, I’m spent, and I’ve still got the rest of the guys to take care of. I grit my teeth, pull back, and thrust again, rubbing roughly over his prostate.

    Rudolph screams like a little girl as his cock erupts and shoots all over his belly fur. For my part, I shake my head to clear it, coax my cock back into its sheath, and then quickly stick my head under him to get him cleaned up.

    “Ooh, thanks, Luke,” he murmurs as I lick the last drop of cum off his prick and it slides back into him.

    “Anytime, Rudolph,” I say with a wink. “Now get back out there and get it done!”

    He trots off, kicking his back heels as he does, and I chuckle. Total bottom, total fem-boy.

    About that time, I notice Dancer acting erratically. While he’s going through the motions all the other guys are, I notice him listing towards Dasher, his tail flicking off to the side, and then he lists towards Prancer, his cock poking out just a bit. Oh, great, he doesn’t know what he wants today.

    See, Dancer’s versatile; sometimes he likes topping, and other times he likes bottoming. Most days, he picks one or the other, but occasionally—especially when his hormones are raging like they are today—he just can’t decide. It’s like going to a restaurant that makes two of your favorite foods. Some days you know which one you want, but sometimes both sound so good that you just can’t decide. Personally, I just flip a coin on those days, but Dancer never really figured that out, so it looks like I’ve got to help him decide.

    “Come on, Dancer, leave those two alone,” I say, chuckling and nudging him from behind to get him out of line and moving away from the group.

    “Oh, hey, Luke,” he says as if noticing me for the first time. “Is it that time already?”

    “Yeah,” I chuckle. “You’re distracting Dasher and Prancer, so it’s about time we got you undistracted. What do you feel like today?”

    “Fuck, man, I dunno. Anything sounds good right now. I’m so horny…”

    “I know, bud, I know,” I say as I nuzzle his sheath. His prick pokes out and dribbles a little bit. “You poor guy,” I tell him as I take his cock in my mouth and begin sucking it. I feel a sudden coolness as my own cock sticks out.

    Sudden warmth. Oh, fuuuck! I glance behind me to see Dancer’s head under my belly. Dancer’s a dangerous one; he’s one of the few who can get me off when he puts his mind to it, and like I said, I can’t afford to get off until everybody’s been taken care of.

    “Easy back there,” I warn breathlessly. “I’ve gotta take care of everybody else.”

    “Aww,” he says, sounding genuinely disappointed.

    “I’m sorry, man,” I tell him apologetically. “Maybe after everybody’s done.”

    “Yeah!” he says enthusiastically, and I feel him thrust hard into my mouth.

    Suddenly, I can taste his seed as he spurts inside. Apparently the idea of sucking me to completion was enough for him this time. He shakes his head and sighs contentedly, his eyes a little glazed.

    “Thanks, Luke!” he says as he bounds back to the group.

    I smack my lips and savor the flavor before it disappears down my throat. Hmm, Santa’s been giving him fruit, I muse to myself. His cum’s a bit sweeter than usual.

    Okay, three down, six to go. I wander back to the group, looking for aberrations. But standing behind the group, neatly arranged in four rows of two with Rudolph by himself up front—he begged Santa to let him be up there so he could entice the tops all night… Christmas day, he got his white Christmas as reindeer bukkake; hell, even the bottoms got into the spirit of things!—everything seemed to be in order.

    I pursed my lips and squinted at the group. Something wasn’t right; granted, the first three were usually the first to go (they were by far the horniest), but normally by the time I finished with them, somebody else was ready to go.

    And then I saw it. It was subtle, but Prancer and Vixen both were lifting their tails for Dasher, and for his part, the stud was doing his best to ignore them, although his prick belied his interest.

    Better take care of him first, or the other one will torment him while I work on the first, I thought to myself.

    “Dasher, you’re up, buddy!” I called.

    He shook his head. “I’m fine!” he called through gritted teeth.

    “Nah, come on, buddy,” I said, getting between him and the eager bottoms in front of him.

    I lifted my tail and squatted right in front of him and then had to jump forward as he lunged, trying to take me right there in the middle of the workout. “Fine, eh?” I chuckled.

    “Fine, fine,” he grumbled, following me out.

    “You don’t have to be so embarrassed about it,” I said reassuringly as I adopted the pose for him.

    “It’s not embarrassment,” he said as he leapt up onto my back, “it’s—mmf!—not wanting to be distracted. Mmm!”

    He shuddered, and I felt his weight sag onto my back as he climaxed, his sperm joining Donner’s inside of me. A bit of a bottom myself, I let my eyes glaze over just a little bit. No harm in enjoying yourself, I reasoned.

    By the time I came to, he’d already disappeared and was back in line. “So much for telling him he looked distracted enough already!” I muttered to myself, shaking my head and grinning. “Come on, Prancer,” I said.

    The reindeer put his tail down and stiffly walked over. But as soon as he got to me, his tail was back in the air.

    “I can’t help it,” he said frustratedly. “I try to control it, but it’s like an itch that needs scratching. The harder I try to ignore it, the worse it gets!”

    “I know, brother,” I tell him encouragingly as I step up behind him.

    Unlike Rudolph, Prancer likes long strokes and doesn’t much like his prostate messed with; it over-stimulates him. I push in and begin to stroke rhythmically.

    “Mmm,” he sighs, adjusting his stance a bit so that I can hit a little deeper inside of him.

    “Is that itch—mmf—getting better?” I ask between thrusts.

    He moans softly and says, “Yeah…getting there.”

    His prick erupts a few strokes later, but I stay inside of him, flexing and relaxing my cock.

    He sighs contentedly and steps forward. I slide off his back and put my hooves on the ground. He deftly reaches under his belly and cleans himself up—mostly. I only have to take care of the spot in the middle of his chest.

    “Thanks,” he says, a bit embarrassed, and walks briskly back to the group, albeit a little less stiffly than before.

    “Poor guy,” I muse. “All this time, and he’s still embarrassed by his sexuality.” I shake my head.

    Looking up, my mouth drops. “Vixen! No—no, Vixen! No!”

    I run up to him and nudge him with my antlers to get him off of poor Comet, who’s sweating with gritted teeth as the insatiable bottom mounts him in a half-baked attempt to get him in the mood.

    “Come on, Vixen,” I say, quickly herding him off to the side. “Whoa, hey!” I yelp as he tries to mount me. “Take it easy. Just get into position!”

    The desperately horny reindeer slides off my back and practically melts into a leg-spread, butt-dropped position. Good thing I took care of Dancer first…Poor guy wouldn’t stand a chance! I quickly mounted him and began thrusting hard. Wrapping my forelegs around the randy reindeer, I stroked his hard and drippy cock in time to my thrusts.

    “Oh! Ahh! Ohh!” he cried. His hips shot forward, and I felt his cock throb against my hoof. I gave it a squeeze for good measure and slid off.

    Sated, Vixen trotted off looking much-relieved, but he didn’t say a word. He always was kinda like that: use me and take me for granted. Spoiled, self-absorbed jerk. Oh, well. At least he’s pretty. I sighed as I approached the group. Just three more to go.

    Poor Blitzen was finally living up to Donner’s accusations, slowly sidling up to try to mount Rudolph as their exercises continued.

    “Come on, buddy,” I said him as I led him off.

    He didn’t take much coaxing…or overture. We were hardly ten steps away from the group when I suddenly felt his weight on my back. I gasped and gritted my teeth as he hit my perineum. I quickly got into position, spreading my legs, lowering my butt, and moving my tail aside. His next thrust hit home and shoved me forward a bit. I felt my cock throbbing with desire, but it wasn’t quite time, yet. Just two more…just two more! I told myself.

    I think Blitzen took some lessons from Vixen; he didn’t say anything either when he left. I didn’t dwell too much on it, though. Most of the guys were really grateful, and maybe Blitzen was just in the zone, you know?

    “Oh, shit!” I yelped as I turned around.

    I ran over as quickly as I could and began pushing Cupid off of Comet. The crazy reindeer’s ass was pressed up and rubbing side-to-side against his partner’s side.

    “Nono, Cupid!” I said, jabbing him with my antlers to get him to move off.

    “Oh, Luke!” he gasped, turning his butt towards my antlers. “Thank goodness!”

    “We need to get away from the group,” I said firmly.

    But my firmness flopped as his ass found one of my tines and pressed up and around it, sucking it into him. My jaw dropped in shock. “Cupid!” I gasped.

    “Oh, just let him do it!” Comet grunted as he continued the workout. “For goodness’s sake, let him get it out of his system!”

    “Fine,” I said, frowning and chuckling at the same time. Comet was riding my antler for all he was worth, his cock throbbing furiously. With a little nudge from me, he went over the edge and shot his cum so hard it hit the back of Blitzen’s legs. Fortunately, having just gotten off, the reindeer in front didn’t notice.

    I’ll clean him up later, I thought to myself. For being ungrateful, let him wear Comet’s cum for a bit. What? I can be feisty, too!

    “Ungh,” Comet groaned blissfully. “Thanks, Luke.”

    “Um…anytime?” I said, glancing at my antler.

    “Must be my turn by now,” Comet said, glancing at me, his prick already out.

    “Sure is,” I replied. My own prick was out a little bit, too.

    “Save me for last?” he asked, chuckling.

    “Yeah,” I admitted.

    “Well, let’s go do it, then,” he said. He actually led me away from the group.

    “You don’t have to, you know,” I said.

    “I know, but I like it when you get off,” he replied. “Spread ’em; I don’t have much time.”

    I shuddered in anticipation and did as told. I really like Comet. The others are—mostly—polite, but Comet is the only one who really wants to make me feel good—he gets off on it. I glanced over my shoulder as I slowly and seductively raised my tail for him.

    “Damn, you’re good at that,” he grunted, his prick dribbling even before it made it out of his sheath.

    He stood behind me and leaned into me, trying to shove me forward. I braced myself with my front hooves and pushed back against him. My cock throbbed in anticipation, leaking a bit of my arousal down my shaft and down my balls to dribble on the snow below us.

    “Excited, huh?” Comet breathed.

    With a leap, he pressed his hips up against me. His cock slid in easily until I could feel the heat of his balls against mine.

    “Ohh,” I gasped, my cock throbbing so hard that my ass tensed in time around his cock.

    “They’ve got you really pent-up, yeah?” he asked as he pulled back.

    I felt something on my pricked shuddered ecstatically as his hoof stroked me. He began to thrust in time to his stroking, and I could feel his girth pressing against my anus, spreading it open for him. I clamped down reflexively, and he bucked a bit.

    “Careful, or you’ll get me off too soon,” he warned.

    It’s always been a bit of a miniature battle of wills between us, but ultimately I always have to let him win so he can get back to his training. I reluctantly surrendered to the feel of his hoof on my prick, his prick in my ass, and his weight on my haunches. His thrusts masterfully stroked my prostate, and I could feel myself on the edge.

    “Oh, Comet,” I breathed, “I’m gonna—”

    “Let it go, Luke,” he said. “Just let it go.”

    I felt my balls tense and warmth spread up my abdomen. With a whimper, I felt my balls begin to drain themselves all over my chest, the backs of my front legs, and the snow under me. My ass clamped down, and I suddenly felt Comet’s seed join the rest. It’s probably all in my head, but I always thought his was hotter; it filled me with warm happiness.

    But good things must come to an end, and he dismounted.

    “Wait,” I said as he turned to go.

    He stopped and turned, and I reached up to nuzzle his face. To my surprise, he brought his lips to mine and kissed me passionately.

    “See you tonight,” he said with a wink as he walked back to join the group.

    You always hear about the guys in the songs and the stories, but Santa has ten reindeer. One of us has to lurk in the background, tending the others. That’s my job. And I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

  • Nudity

    February 18, 2018

    Your neighbors walk in.
    You aren’t wearing any clothes.
    Look, it’s laundry day!

    Garment-wearing sucks.
    Putting on and washing clothes.
    Can’t we just skip them?

    We are born naked.
    How pretentious we must be
    To cover ourselves!

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